Salutations!

Welcome to my first M rated story. It's short sweet and to the point…also, the plot is a little ridiculous, yeah, but it's mine to do whatever I please with :DD

It was a hot, muggy day when we find our favorite Japanese guitarist wandering the empty halls of Kong. Clad only in her shortest shorts and her thinnest camisole, she trudged miserably along, panting in the overwhelming heat.

"S'got ta be the hottest damn day I've eva lived frough," Murdoc had remarked at breakfast that morning. It was only noon, but the rusted thermometer in the lobby read 94 degrees Fahrenheit. Not only was it hot, but Noodle was all by herself. Murdoc had taken to Geep out to the lake, ignoring Noodle and her pleas to come along.

She'd only wanted to swim, but, as Murdoc put it, he was going to a 'grown up party'.

She would've been downstairs, but 2D was asleep. And Russel had gone food shopping, a real treat for the residents of Kong as it was rarely done. He'd promised to pick up lots of ice and popsicles, but the tiny car Russel had taken would not fit Noodle and an entire months worth of groceries.

So, she was doomed to roam the empty corridors.

Deciding on a change of scenery, she headed down to the carpark. Spotting the gaping hole in the wall that led down to the bowels of Kong, she grew curious. Noodle hadn't done much exploring down there before, Russel wouldn't let her.

Grinning an evil grin, as Russel wasn't here, Noodle clambered through the hole and rode the platform down. The air grew cooler the deeper down she got. This confused her, as the Hell hole was down here. Shouldn't it be hot?

The platform reached its' destination with a dull thud and she jumped down, the slap of her sneakers on the concrete floor echoing down the damp, grubby hallway. Noodle looked around, there were a few rooms, but they were all locked, except for the one around the corner at the end of the hall. It led into the biggest room Noodle had ever seen. And it was packed, from floor to ceiling with junk. Old refrigerators, electronics, furniture, clothing...

Noodle smiled and started to climb the massive pile, her newfound kingdom. After a few minutes of rummaging she had found and placed an old plastic crown on her head and draped a pink feather boa around her shoulders. Now she was truly the queen of the junk.

She ruled over her subjects dutifully for over an hour, plundering and scouring for useful things. Finally, Noodle collapsed onto an old sofa serving as her throne. Being queen sure was hard work. Perhaps she would go get 2D and show him her amazing discovery. He was her best friend after all.

Noodle stood and tried to climb back down, but tripped and she flew head over heels down the pile. She rolled and rolled and finally landed hard in an old armoire on its back. The swinging doors slammed shut in her face and she sat moaning in pain. Light poured in from the crack in the doors. Everything went fuzzy for a moment and Noodle could've sworn she blacked out…

She was sitting upright now, and there was no light streaming in. Noodle kicked the doors open and uttered a gasp of surprise.

A window faced her from across a small bedroom, a boy was sitting on the windowsill, but he'd jumped up in surprise. He'd been smoking a cigarette, but it dropped to the floor, the cherry still burning bright.

" 'Oly shit! 'Oo the fuck're you?"

He had a high pitched voice, crackly with the joys of puberty.

Noodle climbed from the armoire into the dark room and stepped forward.

"Oh wow. Where am I?" She asked

"What the FUCK? Whaddaya mean 'where are yew'? 'Ow long 'ave yew been in mah wardrobe?" He bent over, picking up the cigarette he'd dropped.

"I honestly have NO idea how I got there. I swear, I'm just as confused as you are," Noodle shook her head, hoping she'd wake up.

Yeah, that was it. She'd bumped her head. This was all a dream.

"Who are you, by the way?" She asked.

"I asked yew first!"

"I'm Noodle,"

"I'm Stu,"

Noodle moved into the thin patch of light that the street light outside was casting into the room. She got a glimpse at his face, and almost fell backwards in shock.

He taller than her by a good foot, with deep brown eyes and azure hair.

"Oh shit! 2D?"

" 'Oo?" He gave her a confused look.

"You're Stuart Pot?" Noodle was in complete disbelief.

"Yeah, 'ow'd yew know?"

This time, Noodle did fall down, hitting her head on the edge of his bed. This boy, Stuart, couldn't have been more than sixteen or seventeen.

"Oh, geez! Yew awright?"

He helped Noodle up and they both sat on the windowsill as Stu puffed on his cigarette. Could this be the same Stuart she knew? Could this be 2D?

"Hey Stu, what year is it?"

"Yew crazy or summink?"

"No, it's just, I-I think I know you in the future…"

"Yew are crazy. Off yer rocker." He laughed.

"No, I swear! I know you in the future. I was in the junk room and I fell down, and here I am!" Noodle threw her arms up in the air for added emphasis.

Stuart only snorted and handed her the cigarette, "Want some?"

She took it, and puffed feebly at it. Noodle had never tried a cigarette, Russel would kill her if she did. But this didn't seem to be a cigarette. It smelled kind of…musky.

She coughed and spluttered, handing it back.

Stuart gladly accepted it and took a long drag off of it before blowing the smoke in Noodle's face.

"Y'still neva esplained to me 'ow you got in here…"

"I would love to give you an explanation, but I have no idea," He handed her the cigarette, and again, she inhaled the sweet, musky smoke before coughing it out at Stu.

Suddenly, she felt…odd.

Her head was tingly and she felt if she sat still long enough, she'd float away.

"Stu?"

"Yeah?"

"What are we smoking?" It had gone back and forth between them now quite a few times now.

"Spliff. Haven't you eva had it before?"

"No. I feel funny," She giggled a little.

"It's tabacco and pot mixed togetha. D'ya like it?"

Noodle had to admit, she felt pretty nice, "Yeah, but can you turn on a light?"

She heard him moving around, and with a click, a small desk lamp lit up, bathing the room in a pale orange. Noodle gasped as she got her first good look at him.

He was almost exactly like the 2D she knew and loved. All except for his beautiful brown eyes.

"I never knew your eyes used to be brown," She smiled, mesmerized.

"Whaddaya mean, used ta be? They're brown righ' now"

"I mean in the future, you're eyes…They're black. I never knew you were this…cute," Noodle felt herself blush.

"M'cute, am I?" he gave her a sly smile.

"Yeah. I mean, you're still cute in the future, but I guess I never really thought about you like that…" She felt her head swim, it was hard to think. She was so fuzzy and warm feeling…

"Sing for me, Stu," She just had to know if this was her Stuart.

"I-I dunno what to sing,"

"Sing me something you wrote. I know you write songs…"

" 'Ow'd you know?" He arched his eyebrows in surprise.

"Just sing…"

"Awright…

Well, I'm building a highway back,

Back to the heart of things,

No love left to walk back,

Back to the heart of things,"

Noodle smiled, it was 2D. How could she have not noticed how beautiful he was before? She'd always thought of him as a little dimwitted, but seeing him now, he seemed wiser beyond both of their years. He stepped forward towards where she was sitting on the windowsill.

"Was tha' okay?" He asked sheepishly.

"I love your voice. It's so amazing…" She murmured as he came closer.

Noodle could practically smell him, musky like the spliff they had smoked, but also in his own way. Stuart leaned his forehead against hers, and she snaked her hand up into his hair. It was unbelievably soft, it felt like silk running through her fingers.

"Y'know," He said in a husky voice, "I's not everyday a cute girl falls outta me wardrobe,"

"Mmmm…" It was all she could manage.

Noodle couldn't focus on anything, only the urge to wrap her arms around him and never let go. She wanted him, she needed him.

Stuart tilted his head and kissed down her jaw line, then ever so gently swiped his lips across hers. Noodle let out a moan as a wonderful sensation swept through her loins. A hot, tingly hunger.

"Stu?"

"Noodle?"

"I need you…" She was breathing heavily, staring at him through heavy lidded eyes.

Stuart's eyes widened. He hadn't expected that. Some snogging, yeah, but he was only seventeen. He'd never been with a girl before…

"I dunno if I can,"

Noodle pulled him closer, "Why not?"

"I've neva done tha' sorta fing before"

"Me neither,"

Stuart tried to step back, "Wewl, maybe…maybe we shouldn'"

"Don't you want to?" Noodle was hurt at his last comment.

"Yew kidding? Course I do. I jus' don' wanna mess up or look stewpid,"

"You won't," She pulled him close, kissing him.

Stuart felt himself grow hard through his pants, moaning into Noodle's mouth. He broke their kiss and pulled his shirt over his head. Noodle's hands went to his chest. It was smooth and untouched by the blue and purple scars and bruises that usually adorned it. Stu relished the feel of her soft hands caressing him. He grabbed her behind and picked her up, carrying her to his bed and plopping her down.

Noodle removed her shirt, revealing her delicate pink bra that encased her breasts. Stuart reached behind her to unhook her bra, eager to see his first pair of breasts that weren't in a magazine. Noodle laughed when he couldn't unhook it and reached back to do it herself. He smiled as he saw her bra slacken across her chest and slid it down her arms before tossing it to the floor.

"Oh, man,"

Her breasts were perfectly round with cute olive colored nipples, already hardened. Stuart found his mouth watering as he pushed her backwards onto the bed and captured a cute nipple in mouth, causing her to gasp and arch her back into him.

Stuart was in awe, he never dreamed that something like this would ever happen, that he could ever make a girl feel this good.

He flicked his tongue around for a few moments before releasing her. Standing up, Stuart removed his jeans, leaving him in his navy boxers. His erection was quite obvious and Noodle smiled when she caught sight of it, making him blush.

Climbing back onto her, he took the opportunity to grab a handful of breast while kissing her, sliding his tongue in her mouth for the first time.

Noodle couldn't believe any of this was happening, it was too good to be true.

"Love?" Stuart sat up.

"Yeah?" Noodle asked, dazed.

"Can…Can I see yew? Y'know…naked and all?"

She giggled and slid from under him. Stu unbuttoned and unzipped her shorts, pulling them down slowly, loving the sight of her exposed flesh. The shorts joined their other forgotten garments on the floor.

Stuart grinned at her panda bear panties, and hooked his fingers in the waistband, sliding them down her long legs. He gasped at the sight of her. She was so…perfect. Only the tiniest amount of hair was to be found covering her nether regions, leaving the rest of her bare and pinkish.

"Yew…Yew're so beautiful,"

"Now you!" She grinned at him.

Stuart nervously let his boxers fall to the floor, leaving his member to swing forward and stand proudly for her. Noodle looked shyly away, she'd never seen a penis before.

"C'mere" She motioned him towards her.

He leaned in and kissed her again, climbing back on top her. Noodle loved the feeling of him pressing into her thigh. It only made her want him all the more.

"Stu, I need you," She repeated.

"Don' worry, love, yew'll get me," Stuart felt around on his nightstand and wrapped his hand around that little square package he'd never thought he'd need.

The sound of the wrapper tearing made Noodle look down to see Stuart rolling the condom onto himself. He was so big, would he even fit?

He leaned back into her, "Yew ready?"

She nodded, "Please,"

Stuart positioned himself over her entrance, nearly crying out at the feeling or her soft, smooth lips on the tip of his erection. He held his breath and pushed himself in slowly, stopping once he was all the way in.

"God, love, yer so tight and warm…" Stuart moved, starting a painfully slow rhythm making Noodle arch her back and cry out.

"S-stu!"

He moaned and picked up the pace, loving all the sweet noises she was making. Noodle looked up into his face, the look of pure ecstasy he wore only made her want him more. She moaned and squirmed underneath him, her hips meeting his with every thrust. Faster and faster, until the tight mess in her pelvis exploded, sending her into a fit of pleasure.

Hearing Noodle moan like that and feeling her insides tighten against his member made Stu thrust harder until, finally he came and collapsed, panting, on top of her. He kissed her cheek, her nose, her ears.

"That…was…amazing…" She panted out.

Stuart pulled out of her and rolled off, laying next to her and holding her tight against him.

When his breathing returned to normal, he got out of bed and rummaged through his wardrobe tossing Noodle a t-shirt and pulling one over his head.

"Be righ' back,"

She nodded and he slipped out his bedroom door. Noodle put the shirt on and found her panties, putting them on as well. She flopped back on the bed and replayed the last hour or so in her mind. It was all so…unreal.

Stuart came back a few minutes later, carrying two cans of soda. He tossed one to her and she squealed as it landed on her ankle. It was ice cold, making her practically salivate. Noodle cracked it open, sucking the foam that exploded out and chugged it, handing Stu the empty can.

He drank his and flicked off the light, climbing back into back.

"Le's get some sleep,"

They both drifted off rather quickly and when Noodle awoke, her head ached. It was still dark…wait.

She jumped up, the doors of the wardrobe bursting open, revealing the horrendous pile of junk. She was back in Kong. Had it all been just a dream?

She looked down, she was wearing Stuart's shirt and her panties.

No, definitely not a dream.

And with a grin, she rushed back upstairs to confront a certain blue-haired singer for round two.

There you have it! I apologize for any grammatical errors. It took me an hour and a half to type this out, so I wasn't really paying attention. I hope you all enjoyed it :D

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