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A/N: Okay, this is what everyone's reaction might be to some very weird couples (eg. George Weasley and Dean Thomas) and some inevitable ones (eg. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger).
Okay, I picked this one randomly: Goyle and Cho. Weird!
Cho and Goyle
Harry
Harry: That stupid loser Goyle doesn't deserve Cho. How the hell did that happen? He probably cast a spell on her, the stupid—
Me: Hey! No swearing.
Harry: How can I NOT swear?
Ron
Ron: Wow! And I thought Goyle was gay after he practically went to the Yule Ball with Crabbe. I didn't think Cho would get over Cedric so quickly either. This is just a rumour, isn't it?
Me: No.
Ron: How would you know? What are you doing at Hogwarts anyway? Muggles aren't allowed here unless they're related to a student.
Me: Look, there's Fleur!
Ron: Where? (Looks around)
Me: (Runs away)
Draco
Draco: Stop bullshitting—
Me: Damn. If I want to quote you, I have to put that in. Now the rating has to be PG.
Draco: What are you talking about? What's PG?
Me: Never mind. You were saying?
Draco: Is Cho a Mudblood?
Me: Can't you say something without swearing or saying something offensive?
Draco: Are you sure you're Voldemort's long lost cousin? If you were you wouldn't care about me saying Mudblood.
Me: You haven't answered my question.
Draco: But you didn't ask one.
Me: I've been talking to you for longer than I've talked to anyone else and I've got NOTHING. Bye.
Draco: Tell Voldemort I said hi!
Hermione
Hermione: I can't talk now, I'm going to the library to get a few books.
Me: Great, I'll come with you. So I don't know if you heard, but—
Hermione: I don't care about gossip.
Me: But this isn't gossip…exactly.
Hermione: I'm busy; I've got more important things to do.
Me: How do you know this isn't important?
Hermione: It obviously has nothing to do with school, you don't go here.
Me: I'm Professor Dumbledore's…long lost cousin. And he told me to give you a message.
Hermione: You're too young to be his long lost cousin. (Goes into library)
I give up on getting Hermione's reaction.
Crabbe
Crabbe: What? But Goyle…he promised me that…(starts crying)
Me: Um…there, there. Wait, are you crying because you're happy or sad?
Crabbe: Who cries because they're happy? That's weird.
Me: Uh…yeah. Why are you sad?
Crabbe: Goyle was the girlfriend I never had. Sort of like you're the sister Malfoy never had.
Me: Oh, I see.
Goyle: Oh, good. I'm late for Care of Magical Creatures. Thanks.
Me: You're welcome. Wait, were you being sarcastic?
Goyle
Goyle: I don't know why I let this happen. I barely know Cho. And I'm sure that if I did, I wouldn't like her and she wouldn't like me.
Me: But aren't you at least a bit happy now that you have your first girlfriend?
Goyle: Not really. The truth is…I prefer…
Me: (amused) Yes?
Goyle: You.
Me: WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (runs away)
Goyle: Phew, that was close! I almost admitted I was bent. (A/N: That's Goyle's way of saying gay)
Mrs. Chang
Mrs. Chang: Cho and a Slytherin? That's the house that has all the Deatheaters children. What's wrong with Cho?
Me: I don't know. Maybe she was blackmailed. Anyway, I'd better go talk to Cho and find out what's happening.
Mrs. Chang: She'll get here in a few minutes; she's coming home for the holidays.
Me: Okay, cool.
Cho
Cho: Goyle is just someone I know won't die soon. He could kill You-Know- Who the muggle way if he wanted, not that You-Know-Who would kill him, since he's in Slytherin. And well…it's very hard when your boyfriend has just died. And Goyle is amazingly sensitive despite the fact he is in Slytherin.
Me: Oh. Well, you know who would be better than Goyle at defeating Voldemort? Harry Potter! He's defeated him many times.
Cho: Harry's okay.
Me: And you have something in common with him—you're bother seekers.
Cho: I guess.
Me: Great! Break up with Goyle and I'll talk to Harry.
Cho: Who are you, anyway?
Me: Um…your long-lost cousin?
A/N: I don't like flames. This is my first HP fic. I know this isn't very good but just try to like it. It'll get better, I promise. So don't flame, or you never know who I might put you with.
Oh, yeah, and give me all the pairings you want, the more the better.
If I don't get any suggestions, the next one's going to be Malfoy/Hermione.
A/N: Okay, this is what everyone's reaction might be to some very weird couples (eg. George Weasley and Dean Thomas) and some inevitable ones (eg. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger).
Okay, I picked this one randomly: Goyle and Cho. Weird!
Cho and Goyle
Harry
Harry: That stupid loser Goyle doesn't deserve Cho. How the hell did that happen? He probably cast a spell on her, the stupid—
Me: Hey! No swearing.
Harry: How can I NOT swear?
Ron
Ron: Wow! And I thought Goyle was gay after he practically went to the Yule Ball with Crabbe. I didn't think Cho would get over Cedric so quickly either. This is just a rumour, isn't it?
Me: No.
Ron: How would you know? What are you doing at Hogwarts anyway? Muggles aren't allowed here unless they're related to a student.
Me: Look, there's Fleur!
Ron: Where? (Looks around)
Me: (Runs away)
Draco
Draco: Stop bullshitting—
Me: Damn. If I want to quote you, I have to put that in. Now the rating has to be PG.
Draco: What are you talking about? What's PG?
Me: Never mind. You were saying?
Draco: Is Cho a Mudblood?
Me: Can't you say something without swearing or saying something offensive?
Draco: Are you sure you're Voldemort's long lost cousin? If you were you wouldn't care about me saying Mudblood.
Me: You haven't answered my question.
Draco: But you didn't ask one.
Me: I've been talking to you for longer than I've talked to anyone else and I've got NOTHING. Bye.
Draco: Tell Voldemort I said hi!
Hermione
Hermione: I can't talk now, I'm going to the library to get a few books.
Me: Great, I'll come with you. So I don't know if you heard, but—
Hermione: I don't care about gossip.
Me: But this isn't gossip…exactly.
Hermione: I'm busy; I've got more important things to do.
Me: How do you know this isn't important?
Hermione: It obviously has nothing to do with school, you don't go here.
Me: I'm Professor Dumbledore's…long lost cousin. And he told me to give you a message.
Hermione: You're too young to be his long lost cousin. (Goes into library)
I give up on getting Hermione's reaction.
Crabbe
Crabbe: What? But Goyle…he promised me that…(starts crying)
Me: Um…there, there. Wait, are you crying because you're happy or sad?
Crabbe: Who cries because they're happy? That's weird.
Me: Uh…yeah. Why are you sad?
Crabbe: Goyle was the girlfriend I never had. Sort of like you're the sister Malfoy never had.
Me: Oh, I see.
Goyle: Oh, good. I'm late for Care of Magical Creatures. Thanks.
Me: You're welcome. Wait, were you being sarcastic?
Goyle
Goyle: I don't know why I let this happen. I barely know Cho. And I'm sure that if I did, I wouldn't like her and she wouldn't like me.
Me: But aren't you at least a bit happy now that you have your first girlfriend?
Goyle: Not really. The truth is…I prefer…
Me: (amused) Yes?
Goyle: You.
Me: WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (runs away)
Goyle: Phew, that was close! I almost admitted I was bent. (A/N: That's Goyle's way of saying gay)
Mrs. Chang
Mrs. Chang: Cho and a Slytherin? That's the house that has all the Deatheaters children. What's wrong with Cho?
Me: I don't know. Maybe she was blackmailed. Anyway, I'd better go talk to Cho and find out what's happening.
Mrs. Chang: She'll get here in a few minutes; she's coming home for the holidays.
Me: Okay, cool.
Cho
Cho: Goyle is just someone I know won't die soon. He could kill You-Know- Who the muggle way if he wanted, not that You-Know-Who would kill him, since he's in Slytherin. And well…it's very hard when your boyfriend has just died. And Goyle is amazingly sensitive despite the fact he is in Slytherin.
Me: Oh. Well, you know who would be better than Goyle at defeating Voldemort? Harry Potter! He's defeated him many times.
Cho: Harry's okay.
Me: And you have something in common with him—you're bother seekers.
Cho: I guess.
Me: Great! Break up with Goyle and I'll talk to Harry.
Cho: Who are you, anyway?
Me: Um…your long-lost cousin?
A/N: I don't like flames. This is my first HP fic. I know this isn't very good but just try to like it. It'll get better, I promise. So don't flame, or you never know who I might put you with.
Oh, yeah, and give me all the pairings you want, the more the better.
If I don't get any suggestions, the next one's going to be Malfoy/Hermione.