What happens when a fox and otter team up to destroy all that is evil
(A/N: This is a story about an otter. And a fox. They do stuff. And I don't own Redwall. Or Lord of the Rings. Or Star Wars. You don't have to read any books to read this.)
Shade the otter crept in the flowers on the side of the path. She was trailing a vermin fox. And doing a very good job of it, or so she thought. Suddenly, the fox whipped around and nailed Shade in the head with a loaded sling. When Shade came to, the fox was gone. Or so she thought. Suddenly the fox stepped out from behind a tree. "Hello Otter" said the Fox "My name is Gleameye, pray you will tell yours to me?" The fox did not speak with any vermin slang whatsoever "Nah" said Shade "Actually, ya me be named Shade" Then Shade took out a golden bridle, captured Pegasus and flew away. "I will get you!" screamed the fox taking out his own golden bridle and capturing Pegasus (But not the copyrighted one) and flew after Shade. The fox blew on a horn and a bunch of rats with evil, disfigured faces and white pace marks on their faces (Hmm... who does this remind you of?...) sprang out of the trees and started running after Shade. "You have my precious!" screamed the fox. "Yous stoles its" "What?" cried Shade "Yo author, This isn't The Lord of the Rings!" "So watcha gonna do about it?" asked the author, "Well," Shade said "This!" And with that she pulled out her author shooting gun and shot the author out of keyboard land and into Redwall. Then, jumping of Pegasus Shade waited for Gleameye. Gleameye soon came, along with his rat army. Shade gave Gleameye his precious, which it a golden ring which made the entire world evil. Gleameye jumped of the uncopyrighted Pegasus and looked at the pathetic author, cringing and weeping on the ground, all curled up in a little ball. "What should we do with it?" "Asked Shady "I dunno" said Gleameye "But my army is short of food..." "Please no!" whimpered the author. Suddenly a great blue snake came up and ate everyone. But Shade, Gleameye and the sad little author got out. And the snake died. Then a tiny little smaller than a dibbun badger came roaring up yelling "Death to vermin!" and began attacking Gleameye. Gleameye kicked the badger and it died. "Man," said Gleameye "I thought we got rid of our crappy author. "Suddenly the author on the ground got up" said the author "And stood before the evil vermin, she would not grovel in front of them" "You already did" Gleameye cut in "Shut up" snapped the author "Anyways the author laughed in Shady and Gleameyes faces. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You might have brought me to Redwall but I've got a palm computer. I've been typing on it the entire time!" "I thought it was palm pilots, not computers and there is no Internet on those things. You couldn't post this." "Yes I can!" cried the author. "I'll do in now! Right after I type the end." Suddenly, Gleameye grabbed a mushroom and flung it at the author. "No!" the author cried "No! Not the mushroom (She is shrinking and growing smaller but isn't that the same thing?) how could you throw a mushroom at me, the only thing that will kill me? I must get the antidote..." The author reaches into her pocket and pulled out a whatchamacallit one of those flashy light stick things from Star Wars... Anyways, the author pulled it out and stabbed herself with it and became normal again. 'Hooray!' cried the author 'Noo!' cried Gleameye and Shady. 'Lets do it properly this time' said Shady 'With a slingshot' saying this, Shady took out her sling and Gleameye loaded the author. Then they pulled it pack and shot the author back into her cold computer room, smashing into the computer in the process but no before she hit the mouse, sending this story…
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