?!?: READY? I just recently heard of the story based from story, so enjoy.
Chapter 1: Love Wrecked!
Leon S. Kennedy was on a grand yacht. Of course, he wasn't enjoying himself; his damn retart of a President (yes retart) 'invited' the man to a night of one of his grand political thingies in which Leon was used as a prized trophy. The President was actually off somewhere bragging about how he was such a wonderful war hero...
It was getting to the point of so much sorrow that-
"Hi Leon! ISN'T THIS GREAT! We have party and you get come. Let's go somewhere private!" Damn!!! "Uhh, I'd rather not Ashley," Leon didn't wanna go anywhere with u.g.l.y.
"Come," she grabbed him by the arm, a little too strong than natural. She steered (or dragged) the man up onto the deck, starboard,or whatever. As soon as his foot made it on the lonely topped steps, Leon had a plan.
"Hey, uh Ashley..."The young girl immediately gave him her full attention. "Yes Le-Le?" EWWWWW, did she give him a nickname? Was what he wanted to say."You know what would make this more romantic?" Her eyes widened. "Is if you bring out a radio, a Ginuwine CD, two wine glasses, and a bottle of Chardonnay!" Yes Leon, whatever you want!"She ran off.
/Well, at least everyone is gone, it'll take her forever to get those things.../ "AHHHHHHHH!!! I WISH I WAS THROWN OVER BOARD!!!" Leon yelled...to no one in particular. There was a sudden turbulence in the waters. Since Leon was so close to the railing, the suddenly big bump of something flew him over the boat. He crashed against the cold waves in the night. "Help! Help, Ashley you dips*ht come backkkk!!!" The yacht had to be over 40 yards gone by now.
"Well thank the Lord, an island!" Yes! In the dimming daylight, Leon had spotted a not-so-far off land. "Either I stay here to get saved, or swim for help there?" It only took Leon a few seconds to decide.
"Le-Le? Where are you? Don't you hide for me...I even found this Ginuwine CD like you asked." Silence. Ashely put the CD in the radio. "See Leon, Come out to pla-ayy!" She continued to search while the CD played:
Ginuwine:
I'm just a dancer, lookin' for a partner...
Someone who knows how to ride...
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
Leon could have sworn he heard Ginuwine on his favorite mix CD, too bad he didn't have it. /Well, it's not like someone likes you, except bird-brains like her.../ Aww, Le-Le was so sad... He knew what would cheer him up: to the swim to the island!
I promise you won't wanna get off!
You're horny, let's do it!
Ride it, my pony
My saddles waitin'
Come and...Jump on it!
?!?: Hah! I was like three when that song came out, ohhh-whee! Leon is a freak...
Leon: Me? What about you, you put the song on here!
?!?: Yeah, tough cookie Leon! You and your abandonment issues.
Leon: Shut up! Must I kill you again!
?!?: Um, no?
?!?: Anyways, Let's move on to the next chapter!
President: When the fuck did we get ice cream?!
?!?: When the hell did you get in here?
Leon: President Sir, we didn't have ice cream...
President: Fuck the both of you! I want some Trix Dammmit!
?!? Another lemmiwinks on our hands...
Leon: Story of my life part 2...