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The Inquisition of Lian Harper
Lian was looking for her Aunt Mia and Uncle Connor, who were visiting at Titans Tower, when she saw a sight she'd never forget. Her dad, Roy Harper, trying to slink by carrying his bow… and dressed in a diaper.
"Daddy?" She asked, wide-eyed.
"Lian!" Roy gasped, startled at his daughter seeing him in this get-up. "Uh, I was, uh-" He stammered.
"Daddy how come you're wearing a diaper?" Lian asked, eyeing the white cloth wrapped around his waist that made a makeshift diaper.
"Because I-"
"Did you have an accident?" Lian asked, cutting off her dad.
"A what?" He asked.
"An accident. You know, like, did you poo-"
"NO." He quickly cut her off, blushing like an idiot as he led her into a room, away from the hall where people could be walking down.
"Then how come you're wearing a diaper?" She asked again.
"It's not a real diaper. It's because, um, daddy had to dress like Cupid." He tried to explain.
"Why?"
"For Aunt Donna."
"Why?"
"For Valentine's Day."
"Why?"
"Because daddy had to do it for Uncle Connor and Aunt Mia's sick pleasure." He said with an immense look of displeasure and anger.
"Why?"
"Because daddy lost at darts."
Lian gasped. Her daddy NEVER lost at darts. Not even to Grandpa Ollie.
"How come you lost at darts?" She asked.
"Because daddy was drunk. Very, very drunk." He said with indignity.
"How come you were drunk? I mean, very, very drunk?"
Roy almost laughed at the way she asked the question, yet just looked down, averting her gaze.
"Because… because daddy doesn't have any dignity."
"…how come you don't have any dignity?"
"Because I'm an idiot." He frankly stated.
"Don't be silly! You're not an idiot." Lian adamantly told him. Roy picked her up and smiled a bit.
"You're sweet. Kind of makes me forget what it's gonna be like when the pictures get out on the internet." Roy sighed.
Lian began to think.
…
Roy's eyelids were pried upon out of his sleep, trying to nod off the rest of his hangover headache. Lian stood in front of him, grinning broadly.
"Here you go, daddy!" She shoved a bounce of pictures in his hands.
"Huh? What's-" He asked, then stopped when he realized what they were.
"I got the pictures of you as Cupid from Aunt Mia, Uncle Connor, and Uncle Wally." Lian said. Indeed, they were photos of him giving Donna the box of chocolates, much to the amazement/horror of her aunt and uncle. And some of them were butt shots.
"How'd you do that?" Roy asked in amazement.
His answer was questioned by Wally, who was walking down the hall with Mia and Connor, and sporting black eyes.
"That kid needs to stop hanging around Dick and Dinah. She's got a right hook like Ted Grant." Wally said.
"My girl!" Roy happily cheered as he squeezed Lian into a bear hug of fatherly pride.
"Your welcome, daddy." Lian said. "But if you wanna thank me…"
"Yes?"
"Could you take off the diaper? It's kinda weird."