Ask the Rippah
Summary: A story where you can ask our favorite Rippah, Stefan Salvatore, questions!
Chapter 1
Stefan: (Growls) where am I? *Looks around at the audience and the chair I'm sitting in*
Me: (walks onto stage with a mic in my hand) welcome everyone to "Ask the Rippah" show! My name is Hailey and I'm going to be running this thing! In this show we ask Stefan questions about his new life as a ripper! He may answer your questions, he may not.
Stefan: (arches a brow) since when did I agree to do this show?
Me: Oh you didn't, I just made you. Hehe.
Stefan: Note to self: Kill the person who made me do this. (glares at Hailey)
Me: Awh, don't be such a sour sport. We have your favorite little girl here to keep you company! Oh Damon, bring Delena out here please!
Damon: (walks onto the stage holding Delena. Fangirls faint) hello ladies (flashes everyone a smirk)
Stefan: (rolls eyes) oh dear god, not him.(watches as Damon places Delena in my lap) Thank you for the kid, now beat it.
Damon: (smirks as I take a seat next to you) And miss this? Hell no, I'm staying here.
Delena: Steffy! (hugs your chest)
Stefan: (smirks, looking down at Delena in my arms) hey midget.
(audience goes 'awww')
Stefan: (glares) shut up.
Me: (takes a picture of Stefan and Delena) Now that we have that out of the way, lets get on with the show! Oh, but before we begin, I would like to say that if Stefan fails to answer a question then you have the right to torture him Teehee.
Stefan: (growls) Hailey...
Me: (ignores Stefan) Please leave your questions in the review box! I'm looking forward to them!
Damon: (chuckles) So am I.
Stefan: I hate this show.
Delena: (cuddles into your chest, smiling up at you brightly)
Stefan: (looks at Delena and hugs her tight, muttering to self) atleast there's one good thing about this stupid show.
Me: Please review! Before Stefan goes all rippah on you!
Stefan: Oh I already have sweetheart (winks)
A/N: I'd like to dedicate this story to RippahStefan on twitter since he is the one who inspired me to write this:) If you have twitter then go and follow him. Best rippah on twitter ever, seriously. And the little girl you see with him is his niece, LilDelenaLove (played by me). Cutest duo on twitter and must be followed. Please review with your questions! Thanks for reading!