Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck.
Your name is Martin. You enjoy spending your time reading, making art, and wasting time on Pesterchum. Speaking of, someone is pestering you right now.
tipsyTherapist (TT) began pestering ghostlyTesticle (GT) at 9:35.
TT: GT...
GT: Uhm. Sup.
TT: GT...
GT: Yesssssssss?
GT: sss?
GT: ss
TT: hi
GT: hii :)
GT: how you doin' TT
TT: FABULOUS!
GT: *insert a burst of rainbows and sparkles here*
GT: Why so FABULOUS?
TT: I got a new game through the male today.
GT: Really? Is it good?
TT: Yeah! You should downloaddddddd iiiiiiittttttt
GT: Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
TT: hee hee
GT: Ehhh IDK I have a lot of shit on my computer anyway.
GT: What's so good about this game?
TT: It's called Sburb. I'm not really sure what it's about but AP's been complaining that nobody will play it with her. You guys just have to put up with it when she's online, however I live with her! Therefore I've gotta put up with it even after I've logged off.
GT: Ahahaha. Poor you.
GT: Well...
GT: I do have nothing to do for a while.
TT: Yay!
GT: Alright, I'll go download that fucker.
TT: F YEAH! YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING BOSS GT!
GT: I know, I know ;P
TT: :D
GT: Hopefully I don't get ANOTHER virus.
GT: Like the last time I downloaded something you told me to...
GT: Ok well, it's downloading.
TT: Hee hee hee I'm sure you won't. Wait a second...You're blaming ME! Innocent lil' ol me for a virus YOU got? I'm...I'm OFFENDED. -dramatic shocked gasp-
GT: WELL
GT: It WAS your fault!
TT: How so!? -hands on hips-
GT: You're the one who came gushing to me about a "fantastic application"
TT: CAUSE IT WAS FANTASTIC!
GT: It didn't even DO anything! It was just some emoticon shit.
GT: Fucking little dancing emoticons.
TT: EMOTICONS ARE THE FOOD OF PESTERCHUM
GT: Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
GT: rrrrrrrrrrr.
GT: You're just very expressive.
TT: HMPH! Let's just agree that I am correct. Did you download it yet?
GT: Yeah it's done. Maybe you should ask AP what we're supposed to do.
TT: Kay give me a min or two
GT: Cool beans bronco. I'll be sitting here eating food.
GT: (you wanna start or should I)
TT: (You can. My sister is being an annoying prick and getting all confused I think she's replied though)
GT: Hey, my food is gone. Have you asked yet?
TT: Yeah. She said, 'Now you run it.'
GT: Wow, thanks for that wonderful explanation, AP.
TT: Ha ha I'll go and ask her how
GT: You do that.
TT: Okay, as I am typing it she suddenly says, "Anymore obvious questions?"
GT: Hmmm... Yes.
TT: Ha ha ha ha ha
GT: Continue with the asking and the relaying messages.
You decided to go out of your room. You head downstairs and to the kitchen, ignoring to the best of your abilities to ignore the pictures hanging all over the walls. They were random picture of car parts. How lame!
You open your fridge to see nothing but dust and a dead sock in there. You sigh and head back up to your room. Oh. TT is pestering you again.
TT: Nom Nom. Cookies
GT: WHAT. You have cookies.
TT: Yes. Nice, soft, chocolatey chippity cookies
GT: I'm so jealous.
GT: Tsk.
TT: Yes. You should be jealoud of thy cookies
GT: So jealous.
GT: This jealousy burns in my like a dry leaf in a fire,
GT: except I don't really care about your cookies.
TT: Then why are you so jealous?
TT: if you don't care about them?
GT: I guess I'm just a jealous person.
GT: Or maybe I'm bored.
GT: Do I click on the game now or what.
TT: She says that she imagines so. Give it a try. :D
GT: Alrightttt
GT: Oh. Oh what the shit.
TT: What?
TT: What happened?
GT: Nothing. I dropped something, never mind.
TT: What did you do?
GT: NOTHING
TT: Did you cause the world to end as we know it?
TT: Is the apocalypse coming?
GT: Uhm.
GT: I hope not.
TT: Is world domination upon us?
TT: I'm gonna download it now, seeing as I now know doing so will not kill me!
GT: So I was a test subject! Evil!
TT: Yes. You were. What, you didn't know that?
GT: My life is a lie.
TT: Ha ha -pats head- there there
GT: Siiiiiiiiighhh. Just open the game already.
TT: Alright, fine.
You sit there and wait.