(This is my contribution to the wonderful crack pairing of Isane X Ichigo, it's a truly hilarious pairing to think of and try to write, mainly because of Isane's random as all hell dream's. There is one or two fic's out there with Isane and Ichigo, but she's in a harem side role, which irritates me, but oh well. Enjoy this little bit of comedy romance fluff.)

" EVIL GIANT SPACE MONKEY BRAINS!!!!!"

A loud shriek echoed throughout the Kurosaki household, waking up no one but Ichigo Kurosaki himself.

The shriek coming from his as of late roommate Isane Kotetsu, the reason of her staying with him was rather complex.

The reasons were rather stupid, and " annoying" as quoted from Ichigo. Isane had been assigned to staying with him for " keeping an eye on you and to heal you whenever you get harmed" as said from a very calm Unohana Retsu.

He didn't like it, for the simple reason of Isane waking him up at every hour on the hour, thus interrupting his precious sleep.

With a loud sigh, he got up out of bed, and looked at the nearby clock, which read in blinding red numbers," 2:50 AM"

Ichigo just nodded, and walked over to where Insane was sleeping on a nearby mat then, he bent over and shook her awake.

" MILLION EYED....Ichigo?"

" Isane, you were having Nightmares...Again."

He said this with a very calm and near emotionless tone.

She gasped and looked at the clock," But..But..It's...Two fifty...Ehehe...Sorry Ichigo."

Ichigo simply inhaled deeply, and patted her head.

" No harm done, just....THIS IS THE TWENTIETH FREAKIN' TIME THIS WEEK!!!! GOD DAMMIT, WHY THE HELL THAT CRAZY OFF HER ROCKER CAPTAIN MADE YOU STAY WITH ME I'LL NEVER FRIGGIN' KNOW!!!!"

Isane gasped at his blatant insulting of her captain, with a frown she raised a finger to reprimand him,when he turned the Kurosaki death glare onto her.

She eeped, and then lowered it, he just nodded and got back into his bed.

" Good night Isane."

"N-night Ichigo..."

With that, their conversation was ended for the moment...

(An hour later.)

" PURPLE UNDEAD ARTICHOKES!!!"

( And that's the end for now, tell me what you think, as this was my second Bleach fic, I was going for a more comedic route with the characters, also this is a sort of parody, no need to cross-examine and try to form all sorts of theories and ideas that discredit my idea. We can just say this is an AU, or perhaps a comedy, the purpose of those are to excuse minor details that only knee-jerk douche's love to point out and flame about. So, enjoy the currently ONLY Isane and Ichigo fic in existence, with any luck, we'll get a bunch more fic's with this incredible crack pairing, anyone who has such random nightmares like Isane is awesome, and even more so when paired with someone with such a short fuse like Ichigo, that is bound to be chock full of potential humor. So, see ya!!)