Central Park Zoo
(Skipper's POV)
"Kowalski anylsis," I said looking at the lemur habiatat. "It's appears the Lemurs are preparing for…Julianary." "Not again," I said, "he isn't setting up traps for the 'red night goblin' is he." "No," Kowalski replied, "but there is a sign that reads…Two days until the start of Julianary…Join in on the celebration or Else." "It King Julian Day all over again," I muttered, "Kowalski Maurice isn't hiding a candy filled piñata is he." "Gooey centers…" Kowalski said, "I mean…No." "Candy buttons," Rico said. "He might have the last Peanut Butter Winkies" "Not you too Private," I said, "and as I remember you let the last of them go bye bye!" "Marsh-meow-meows!" "No!" the rest of us shouted.
"Never again," Kowalski said shuddering. "Agreed," I replied. "Attention my subjects," Julian announced, "We are to have an emergency meeting…right now!" "When Julian calls for an emergency meeting watch out," I muttered. "Well I rather deal with that then Time-traveling, Daleks, or Dr. Blowhole," Private replied. "Yes it that does get real old real fast," I said, "Okay let's see what Ringtails's emergency is." In the shadows a puffin was waiting (Okay not a puffin but The Puffin), "I afraid you have an emergency of your own…Skipper."
Zoo gift shop
"So you dragged all in here for an emergency meeting about something that is not an emergency!" "Celebrating Julianary is an emergency," the Ringtail replied, "because it is a month all about me!" "Everyone just looked at him blankly." "It's on the Calender," Julian said flipping to a page on his calendar with December written over by Julianary. "See," Maurice said. "There is no such thing as Julianary," I just, "Just like there is no such thing as King Julian Day!" Julian looked at me angrily and said, "How dare you insult the two greatest lemur holidays!" "Yelling about it isn't going to make it exist," I said. Kowalski step up and said, "That's right…"
Maurice pulled out a piñata without Julians knowing, "Nice Try Maurice but your little bribe won't work twice," I said. "What," Marlene said, "but candy…" "We're stronger then this!" I shouted. "For once I agree with Skipper," Roy said. "Joey seconds that motion," Joey the kangaroo replied. "We just got a fresh shipment of plantains so we're good," bada replied, "As long a marlene doesn't eat them all again!" "That was Julian!" Marlene said. "Marlene the evidence doesn't lie," I said, "Ringtail did indeed frame you." "What this is outrageous!" Julian said. "Um that's funny that is exactly what you said when we found out that you tainted the mort dolls," I replied.
"Sorry to interrupt this meeting," a familiar voice replied, "but you have an actually emergency not some nonexistence holiday." "Hans!" I shouted. "Skipper we meet again," he replied. "What is that puffin doing here," Maurice said. "Hans the Puffin," Kowalski muttered, "he doesn't give up does he." "I have returned," Hans said. "I just said that," Kowalski replied. "It's much more dramatic when I say it," the puffin replied, "Now let's get to business…" … I thought elaborate nightmares were done with I thought as I jolted awake.
(End of Chapter One)