AN: And here it is, the fist installation of my very own Merlin Drabbles! (yaaaaay...) I do apologize if you find any mistakes concerning my English, I haven't got a Beta and English isn't my primary language and it's been a loooooong while since I've last written fanfictions (in fact, the first two chapters were written when TGD was still trapped beneath Camelot and Uther was still well *Spoiler!* breathing), so... yeah... Also, don't expect this to be updated regularly; college's a Bitch and I have less free time than squirrel preparing for winter, while I need twice energy to get through the pile of homework compared to the work those tiny things do. (and you know what those balls of fluff are like; nuts are some kind of speed to them, I swear!)


Gaius deemed himself a man of science and he believed that he, for one, was not easy to make assumptions. However, when bunnies start falling from the skies, making kings scream 'sorcery!' and knight coo, he thought it was safe to presume that his ward had something to do with it.

"Merlin? Why is the throne room filled with bunnies?"

"They're plot bunnies, and I-"

"Plot bunnies?" the man interrupted fearfully

"Yes?"

For the following week, Gaius would not come out of his cupboard.

He knew best of all what it meant when the slash dragon's favourite pets came home.


AN2: I'm not a Merthur-fan... well, I don't mind reading about them in modern AU's, but when I try writing them myself, or simply try to read one set in Camelot, it feels kind of... wrong. And I mean that in the kindest way possible, I mean, I get why people would think of them as a great couple but just... no. just no. Still, in my stories, if you want to see slash, you can often see slash, if you don't, you don't... except for the multi-chapter story that I'm writing (and will hopefully be posted at some point in the future) when I'm making Merlin go Emo/BAMF/overprotective when he meets people out of Freya's former life (dun dun dun) and that's mostly because I believe Merlin really, really, deserves to be with someone and be happy for a change.