Mega flakes
Hey, Metro City, want to start your day in a new way?
Oh yeah! Not you, Metro Man! Well, you can start with the new cereal meal called Mega flakes, brought by the incredible handsome and master of all villainy, Megamind. What are these Mega flakes? I don't know! I am just selling them. With marsh mallow brainbots! Let's speak to Roxanne Richi and see what she has to say about these mega flakes.
Roxanne: well, even though Megamind is a villain, the Mega flakes are a lot better than those Metro o's of Metro man whom are so full of himself, not to mention the facked that he abandon everyone. You can' trust hunks these days can you?
You heard that. Stop buying those Metro o's, they are bad for you!
Start your morning with a burst of energy, with Mega flakes for only 50 bucks! They are really good. Enjoy the Mega flakes.
Note: this morning dearing breakfast I'v start thinking about rice crispies. Then I sudenly remember something I've wacht on You tube and this came to mind. Sorry metro man fans but I dislike Metro man. I am no metro man fan. Please review and tell me if you like this or not.