The Game of Irony

by Walks-in-Shadows

This explains how to have a laugh and make the gods smile on you at the same time. Necromancers don't like it up 'em!

The Game of Irony.

• Step 1: Go to Edgar's Discount Spells in the Market District of the Imperial City and buy a cheap Detect Life spell.

• Step 2: Repeatedly cast the spell until your Mysticism level is at least 25.

• Step 3: Go to the Chorrol Mages Guild, join up, and then buy the Soul Trap spell from Alberic Litte.

• Step 4: Unlock the display case with the red symbol and the Grand Soul Gems inside it and grab the empty one. Scroll dupe it so you have at least two. (If you haven't joined the Mages Guild, scroll duping the gem won't be possible until you have 'laundered' it in some way.)

• Step 5: Go to Dark Fissure and wait for the right time. When it arrives, put one of your empty Grand Soul Gems into the altar there and cast Soul Trap on it.

• Step 6: Remove the resulting Dark Soul Gem from the altar and scroll dupe it until you have a fair number of them.

• Step 7: Now go into the Dark Fissure interior and use your Dark Soul Gems to trap the souls of the Necromancers within.

And that is how one plays the Game of Irony. Sick, ain't I?

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