Hello readers, I have added something in my profile, I am having a competition against DtechnoKira. We shall ROCK !!
It's a friendly competition actually, it's not really one to be honest...we're just gonna be the FICTION MASTERS!! WOO!!
YEAH!! GO US!!
P.S. Only one fic per chap(or 2...) because I am lazy, you can see that by my hardly uploads in my other 2 fics(Her life blah blah and School blah blah) back then.
Naruto: Wars of Fanfiction (dreamer style)
HIYA BUDDIEZ!! The war starts now! Who will win? No one knows.
Our dear competitors who are Naruto characters have made fanfiction, I reviewed most of them then I came up with the idea of FANFICTION WARZZZ!!
Let's start!
BEFORE!!
"Aw man." Naruto whined on the floor.
Shut up! These are like flashbacks of how Naruto got his idea and...stuff.
One day in Konoha
"The ramen was delicious! See ya later, old man!" Naruto waved goodbye to Ayame and Teuchi.
A while later, he got back to his apartment and into his room.
"What a day." He sat on his couch then a puff of smoke appeared out of nowhere.
"Yo." And whaddaya know? It's Kakashi.
"Kakashi-sensei?!"
"I wanted to tell you that I found out this thing about fanfiction and it allows you to write story about us. I made one, wanna try making one yourself?"
"Oh yeah! I'm always up for a challenge mental or not!"
"Ok then. Take me to your room." Kakashi ordered. Without saying a word, Naruto lead him to his room where his computer was. Kakashi logged on and showed him fanfiction dot net.
"Woah! Hey Kakashi-sensei. I have a question."
"What is it Naruto?"
"Why are you showing me this, I bet that this is some site for perverts like you!"
"I'm a bit surprised Naruto, you actually made a smart question. To answer, it's because we're having a war."
"War?! Against which country?"
"Every country." Naruto's mouth turned into a big wide O.
"They all teamed up against us?!"
"No, don't be silly. It's just fanfiction war, it's not really war. Just a friendly competition actually." Said Kakashi emphasizing the word fanfiction.
"So how do you do this fanfiction thing?"
"Be patient. All you gotta do is make a account which I made for you already with your own hotmail account and-" Before he could continue Naruto cut him off.
"MY ACCOUNT?!"
"Yes Naruto, it was quite easy to figure out, the password was ramen also here." Naruto twitched. "Well? Aren't you gonna log on and write your fanfic?" Kakashi asked.
"I wanna see yours first! Then I'll make one!" Kakashi smiled behind his mask and without saying a word he showed Naruto his fanfic.
Icha Icha lemon by xXscarecrowXx
Rated M
Summary: Kurenai lost Asuma and was having problem finding a mate now that she gave birth for a few weeks to her son and is in heat. Who will put out that heat in her? Lemon.
Kurenai is having a VERY bad case of hornyness. She had done many things to try to satisfy her sexual needs but happens to not able to do that. She didn't care who would have sex with her as long as the heat in her gets turn off.
She decided to go to Kakashi's house.
"Kakashi!" She called out from outside Kakashi's door. Soon Kakashi arrived and opened the door for her.
"Hi Ku..." He stopped as he saw Kurenai with a fish net shirt and a jacket just to cover the private parts...just like Anko.
"Mind if I come in?" She asked.
"Not at all..." Kakashi stood aside not taking his eyes off her then she pushed him to a wall and slowly peeled down his mask.
Alas, the mask was off and they slowly closed the gap between, with just that kiss. A nigh of passion sparked slowly burning and it became more wild. It was a fire that cannot be put out.
Kakashi slowly took off her jacket and-
Story got cut off.
"KAKASHI!!" Kurenai broke through Naruto's window and punched Kakashi in the face.
Naruto was so absorbed in the story that he kept reading and didn't know what was happening.
"What was that for?" Kakashi asked her as he rubbed his face.
"I read your stupid fanfiction!! You bastard!" Oh my...she was crushing him, trying to break his legs and...er...his arm broke.
She grabbed both of his arms and spun him around and broke Naruto's computer.
"Aaaaw Kurenai-sensei! It was getting good just when he..." He stopped as he saw Kurenai throw Kakashi to the floor and stepped on him.
"I think that I gotta use the bathroom..." Said Naruto and ran to the bathroom and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later.
The ANBU was at Naruto's house picking up the dead Kakashi and arresting Kurenai for murdering.
Poor Naruto and Sakura. They mourned for him in his funeral.
"Sensei...that fanfic was so great, thank you for showing me the great world of fanfiction. I shall write the best fanfic ever and make you proud." Said Naruto.
"SENSEI!!" Sakura sobbed loudly on her knees.
"...Dick..." Said Sai who stood behind them looking at a book while giggling in a very perverted manner.
At jail with Kurenai.
"Kurenai-sensei, we'll bail you out! We got 500,000 ryos!" Said Kiba.
"W-we had to put our s-salary together just to get you o-out of here." Said Hinata.
Shino nodded.
"Oh that's so sweet, I'm lucky to have you as my students but it's ok you don't have to pay. I'll just wait for those 30 years to pass."
"Really?" Kiba asked and Kurenai just nodded.
"Oh ok...let's go guys." Said Kiba pulling Shino and Hinata away with him.
"...W-wait what? HEY!! DON'T GO YET!! I CHANGED MY MIND!! NOOOO!" Poor Kurenai, too late for her, they are already gone.
Yeah, I said that Naruto was gonna write but NO! I lied! Nah, kidding. I was gonna make him write but as I wrote I been changing my mind and steering into another way so yeah...well up next is NARUTO!!...I hope.
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