AN: Okay, let me explain. I love reading fanfic, but in the various fandoms I've been in (not just Spider Riders), most of the stuff I've seen makes me want to stab myself repeatedly to take away the scarring from what I've read. But perhaps, the reason why people write bizarre fics that make no sense in canon is just because it's fun. I've been known to write awful pieces myself. I just don't put them on the internet to torture others with. But because people do post this stuff, it just asks for parodying. Some of these fics have been posted in other places on the web, but I feel like spreading them here, because I'm just bored.

I'll begin with the Mary Sue parody. This was originally titled "The Worst SR fic Ever." It's not meant to be taken seriously at all and certainly doesn't reflect my actual opinions. I tried not to make it too insulting, but really it is, I guess. All spelling and grammar errors are completely intentional. I'm also taking on a false user-name here, so pretend my penname is "Amethist-RoseCrystalSakura."

Untitled By "Amethist-RoseCrystalSakura"

Disclaimer: I do own Spider Riders. Muwahahaha! SERVE MY MASTER UNITY

AN: Yes, that's an in-joke. You're not supposed to get it. Hail, Master Unity! Oh, and Hunter is mine!!1111one!!one He's just so kawaii and so is Lumen. I lyk hate Buguese n Mantid.11

The Spider Riders, Hunter the kawaii spiky red head boy with the emerald orbs (who iz datng Stags in this fic btw becuz yaoi is lyk so kawaii too,) Aqune, Sparkle, Magma, Lumen and Igneus (I lyk think Igneus and Aqune are so hawt together) were on their next mission. Yeah, I left out Corona. She sux cuz she tries to take my Hunter and now she joined with the Invectids. If your wondering, My awesome OC isn't dating Hunter in this fic because I wanted to put her with Lumen. She's with the Spider Riders too. Her name is Amethist-Rose Crystal Sakura. She has sparkling pink hair and blue stripes in it. Her Spider is also pink and blue but also yellow and red and purple and her name is Rainbow. Isn't that creativ?

Anyway, Hunter continued on. He had to drag the others out because they weren't being responsible enough. But he was a great Spider Rider and hero and when they all saw his courage they were all ready to go on their exciting adventure. Hunter was flirting with Amethist-Rose even though she's Lumen's girl and was showing her his My Space (by the way, my account is xxHuntersGurl002xx. You should add me n we can be friends.) Lumen got jealous but then he said "Hunter, you're so wonderful that I know you're not doing anything bad." (An: maybe Lumen likes Hunter too. That would be hot.) Then he went away and put on his CDs. He likes to listen to My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park.

Back at the computer, Hunter closed the My Space and his Naruto screensaver could be seen. He has Naruto x Sasuke becuz it's lyk kawaii.
AN: I thought about making him have Sephiroth, but I put up a poll on my My Space and my friends said to use NaruSasu.

But anyway, this all happend b4 and now they are on an adventure. The evil Invectids like Mantid and Corona showed up.

When Aqune saw Buguese she got mad becuz he was so mean to her. She wanted to fight him and kill him. Buguese tried to put an evil mask on Aqune and make her evil again but it didn't work cuz Aqune was too good and then she killed him.
(AN: People who rite Buguese and Aqune together are sickos! It's wrong like Hunter and Corona. Ewww!)

Corona n Beerain who were lyk the bestest friends!!111 attack Hunter but Stags jumped in the way to save him. Hunter glomps Stags but realize he was dyin. Hunter started 2 cry but Stags said it waz alright cuz' he got 2 c Hunter's kawaii face one more time and then he dies 2. (AN: Stags has good taste. My Hunter is kawaii.)

Then Meanwhile Princess Sparkle met with Corona's Spider who didn't switch sides because Venus is cool, unlike Corona who sux. Sparkle is in luv with Venus and they kissed too. It was really cute. (By the way, Kawaii means cute. I've been using it all along because Japanese lyk pwns!!1!!111!!eleventy-one.)

Next, Hunter sees Corona is with Mantid and now they're in love and he's like "Eww… but Mantid's so evil."

"Muwahahahaha!" Corona laughs. "Mantid is so much better than you!"

Now that Stags is dead, Amethist-Rose is happy that Hunter is single. "Lumen, I'm breaking up with you," she said. "I'm sorry." Then she goes to kiss Hunter. "Don't cry Hunter," she says. Hunter is still crying because Stags died. Then Amethist-Rose gets mad because the Invectids made Hunter cry and she kills Corona and Beerain and the evil Mantid (oh and Grasshop. I 4got about him but he's a Invectid so who cares?).

The end. Now give me 500 reviews if you want to c the next chappie. Amethist-Rose x Hunter 4eva!