Chapter 1: Sometimes secrets are important!
Berry: Hello all! Berry here, uploading her first fanfic ever!
Eevee: Sort of.
Berry: This is a spin-off of EliteKessu's "Why Me?", since Eevee was my creation. This series of drabbles covers the relationship between Gilbert and Eevee, who are dating. They aren't very long, so...
Eevee: Please bear with us.
Berry: Do the disclaimer, please?
Eevee: Berry does not own Hetalia, as that belongs to Himaruya. She also does not own Kara, who is Elite's original character. She only owns Eevee.
Berry: Enjoy!
Gilbert and Eevee were taking a break in the hotel room. More accurately, Gilbert was hiding from fangirls and Eevee was changing cosplays. As such, Gilbert crashed in the chair by the desk and Eevee went to her suitcase to rummage through her costumes. Gilbert flipped open the laptop.
"Hey Eevee, mind if I use your computer? I'm bored."
Eevee glanced back at the laptop, shrugged, and replied, "Sure."
Finding what she was looking for, she took her costume (Kari from Digimon Adventure) into the bathroom with her and left Gilbert alone.
Oh, lapses of judgment are the bane of Eevee's existence.
Some minutes later…
Eevee was just pulling on her shirt when she heard a "Huh? What's this folder?" from the next room. Realization hit. She immediately made herself decent and burst out of the bathroom. She saw that yes, her external hard drive was plugged into the computer. Not good.
"NO! That's none of your business!" She jumped at him, trying to close out of the window, but Gilbert just playfully pushed her away.
"You've got some pretty awesome pictures of me in here, you shoulda told me sooner!" He swatted her hand away. "Wait… is that…"
"Gilbert! I mean it!" Eevee struggled even harder to get to the computer. Her efforts were too little too late, however, as Gilbert's smirk faltered and his face began to match the color of his eyes.
-Please wait a moment-
"Eevee! Is everything okay? I could hear you screaming from the hall."
Eevee looked up from the ground next to Gilbert, tears in her eyes. There was blood everywhere. Kara stood in the doorway, giving her a "Maybe I don't want to know" look.
"I think I killed him! Or at least, I think he bled out. Even my nose doesn't produce this much blood!"
Kara finally walked over and looked at the computer monitor.
"Oh, he found your doujinshi."
*sniff* "You would think a member of the BTT would handle R-18 doujinshi better…"
Luckily, they found some beer and it was apparently enough to resurrect him.
Please review! -bows-