Since Raven is here, I'm going to have a reporter-style interview with her to make her have a headache. (Raven: Pfft, you'll have the headache after this.)
INTERVIEWER: Hi
Raven: Get on with it.
INTERVIEWER: Hi.
Raven: You don't have to use the caps lock key for interviewer. Try this. "Interviewer"
Interviewer: Do you like Beast Boy?
Raven: No.
Interviewer: But he's your friend, right?
Raven: I could sense what kind of like you meant, idiot.
Interviewer: Oh. Do you have a thong?
Raven: Wait; let me use the all-popular Internet lingo. WTF? NOWAI.
Interviewer: Please answer the question.
Raven: I wear a leotard for a costume. That's already annoying enough. It would only make it worse having a string up my a-
Interviewer: WE'RE KID FRIENDLY, AREN'T WE RAVEN?
Raven: Maybe you are… Oops, I mean… Yes, we are. But… Teen Titans has been cancelled, right?
Interviewer: Duh.
Raven: So I can throw profanity at anyone I want at this interview, since I'm not G-Rated anymore?
Interviewer: I don't know. But my story's rating would go from K+ to T.
Raven: How many Kindergarteners would read this anyway? "Mommy, I just got done with 4th Grade! I'm going to go look at a story on and read some interview with words that I probably won't learn until 7th Grade!"
Interviewer: Fine, I'll upgrade it to T for Teen, but don't get carried away.
Raven: Cartoon Network can go to Hell.
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Raven: You heard me. They dare cancel me…
Interviewer: They cancelled all of your teammates too.
Raven: If it wasn't for Beast Boy's horrible jokes, we may still be on the air.
Interviewer: Um, Raven, that isn't going to become a Hollywood rumor. You're a cartoon character.
Raven: You can't predict Hollywood. And also, don't remind me.
Interviewer: O…k.
Raven: We done?
Interviewer: Yep.
Raven: Good, now I can go meditate.
Raven: This wasted my focus.
Interviewer: WELL THAT WAS RAVEN FROM TEEN TITANS, READERS…
Raven: And I STILL HATE HOLLYWOOD.
Interviewer: ahem Moving on…
Raven: BEAST BOY HAS RABIES!
Interviewer: BEAST BOY HAS YOUR BABIES.
Raven: NO. GO TO HELL.
Interviewer: sarcastically thrown in hell
Raven: I can do it for real.
Interviewer: OK, THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. I'VE GOT TO RUN… FOR MY LIFE!
Raven: Oh, and on a last note, Beast Boy will never have my babies. Ever. So don't get perverted. And don't get excited, BB/Rae fans. There's nothing there. And to Rob/Rae fans… THERE'S NOTHING THERE EITHER, YOU NUMBSKULLED MORONS. CUT YOUR EMO HAIR AND STOP CUTTING YOUR EMO WRISTS AND STOP SUPPORTING A PAIRING THAT DOESN'T EXIST, and also, if you like the pairing Rob/Star, good job. You're not a total moron making a pairing that doesn't exist. Because if you watch the movie, it does exist, and did you see me get jealous? No. I smiled. Which is one of the very few times I did it without forcing myself to. So stop disgusting me with Rob/Rae crap and convert to Rob/Star. Now, bye. I hope to see less Rob/Rae stuff on the Internet.
Interviewer: You're making me look like I hate the Rob/Rae pairing.
Raven: NO, I do. It disgusts me. Robin and Starfire are meant to be together. End of story. That's it. Now, stop discussing it. I'm feeling sick already.
Interviewer: You do know everyone will think you're my version of Raven making a rant about Robin and Starfire and against the other pairing, right?
Raven: I don't care what they think of you. I'm telling them what disgusts me, just through your fiction. Really.
Interviewer: So, if you're the real Raven… do you want to come back for another interview soon? D
Raven: Don't count on it.
AND THAT CONCLUDES THE INTERVIEW WITH RAVEN. C'YA NEXT TIME.