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Battle of the Bands
Chapter 1: Return of the Outlaws
Po was in the training room punching up a storm when Tigress came in. "Hey dumpling up for a little sparring?" she asked in a seductive voice.
"Bring it on kitten", Po said with a challenging grin. They bowed to each other and then began to spar. Tigress lunged at him with a few punches. Po ducked one of her punches grabbed her by the wrist and threw her over his shoulder. She did a handstand and kicked him in the back with her back paws. He rolled to the ground but got himself up and began punching her. "Having fun kitten?" he asked with a grin.
"The time of my life", Tigress purred as she did an unexpected attack move. She lunged at him and their lips connected while her tail wrapped around his feet. She used her front paws to pin him to the ground where he couldn't move.
"Looks like you won again kitten", Po said as he gazed into her golden eyes.
"Yes, I did now time to collect my prize", Tigress purred. She leaned closer to his chest and gently started to lick him. Sending kisses along his neckline as she rubbed her head against his chest making a purring noise. Po just closed his eyes as he was enjoying the romantic gesture Tigress was giving him. Still he wanted to show her love too but he was pinned to the ground.
"Kitten come closer", he whispered. Tigress leaned forward and Po kissed her lips as she let out a moan. When they let go he gently licked her on the cheek. Tigress blushed but had the most loving smile ever. "I can be romantic too", he told her.
"You always are", she whispered. She rested her head on his chest as he wrapped his arms around her. They stayed like that for a moment until Monkey came in.
"Hey Po some people are here to see you oh have I come at a bad time?" he asked looking all embarrassed as he saw his two friends holding each other.
"Uh no it is okay Monkey we will be there in a minute", Po tells him and Monkey scampers off. "Come on kitten we have to get up now", Po says and Tigress reluctantly gets off of him and Po goes towards the Jade Palace.
"Stupid Monkey", Tigress mutters under her breath as she follows her Dragon Warrior inside. They see all their friends and Master Shifu but to their surprise three geese were there too. One was female brown goose with hazel eyes wearing a black shirt with a black miniskirt with black high heeled boots. Wearing a gold earring and a gold chain and the two geese were males. One was a silver goose wearing a black jacket with black pants and had black shades that covered up his sea-blue eyes and had on a skull necklace. The other male was silver but had dark brown eyes was wearing a leather jacket with a cold chain and dark shades.
"Stacey, Joey, Jordan what are you guys doing here?" Po asked as he ran over to meet them.
"Po what up panda man", Joey said as he gave him a high five while Stacey hugged. Jordan gave Po a high five as well as he said hello.
"Everyone meet my cousins this is Joey, his sister Stacey, and this is Stacy's husband Jordan", Po said as he introduced them. "Guys meet Viper, Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Master Shifu, and you guys already met Tigress", Po told them.
"Please to meet you all", Stacey said with a smile.
"Hello everyone", Jordan said shyly.
"What up party people", Joey said with a grin. Tigress smiled at the three geese for she met them three months ago when Po had his family reunion. Joey saw Viper and he ran over to her looking her up and down. "Hello lovely lady please tell me you are single?" he asked giving her a wink. Viper just blushed unable to speak. Then he hit Po on the arm and said ", What is wrong with you cuz you didn't tell me there were such fine ladies living here. Come on hook a cuz up".
"Actually I am seeing someone", Viper said motioning to Crane who looked extremely annoyed.
"Oh my apologies Ms. Viper didn't know you were spoken for my bad", he said holding up his wings in defense. "Hey dude sorry didn't mean to gawk at your girl but you have excellent taste", Joey said as he talked to Crane.
"Thanks", Crane said as Viper giggled.
"So, what brings you guys here and where is little Devin?" Po asked.
"He is at your sister Zoey's for a while so he can play with his cousins. And we are here for you. Do you know what is happening in two days?" Stacey asked with excitement.
"Uh the Firework festival?" Po asked having absolutely no idea.
"No, dude the Great Battle of the Bands we are entering and we need you to come with us. First prize is a lot of money and we can use that to help our family. Zoey said her house needs some work and that money could help the kids with their education", Joey said.
"Guys as much as I would love too I can't just go running off whenever I want too I am the Dragon Warrior I have responsibilities to the Valley", Po said in a disappointed voice.
"Oh come on cuz it will only be for a week can't you play hooky for just a week", Stacey begged.
"Do you guys know how much trouble could happen in a week?" Po asked in shock.
"Come on Po you got start thinking like an Outlaw", Jordan said trying to convince his brother-in-law to come.
"Guys I am not an Outlaw anymore okay may I was one a long time ago but I am the Dragon Warrior now I have responsibilities", Po said trying to get them to understand.
"Po what is our code?" Stacey asked folding her arms.
Po let out a sigh and said", Outlaws play together, we fight together, and we are always there for each other, and once an Outlaw always an Outlaw till the day we die".
"Exactly you are an Outlaw for life and we really need you", Stacey begged.
"Guys I want too but I can't I am sorry I really am", Po said.
"Po if you really want to go then go I am sure me and the Furious Five can keep the Valley safe while you are gone", Master Shifu said with a smile. He knew Po had responsibilities but family did come first and Po deserved a vacation.
"Oh thank you Master Shifu!" Po exclaimed
"Just one condition", Shifu said slyly.
"What is it Master?" Po asked getting worried.
"I would like to hear you and your family perform one song before you leave", Shifu said with a smile.
"Okay you guys want to perform?" Po asked them.
"Come on you grab your guitar and I will get you ready", Joey said as he grabbed Po and Po led him into his room. They set up in the hallway and his friends looked at Po in utter shock. His hair was spiked, he wore a black jacket that had the word Outlaws in white lettering, had on a golden chain and dark shades covered up his eyes.
"Hello Jade Palace we are the Outlaws so let's get this Palace rockin!" Stacey shouted in her mike. "One, two, one, two, three four!" she yelled. Then the music began to play and Stacey began to sing.
Buddy you're a big boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some piece some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you
(Everybody)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
(Alright)
The music ended and Master Shifu along with the Furious Five clapped and screamed like crazy. The Outlaws did a bow and smiled at their audience. "That was unbelievable!" Mantis exclaimed.
"You guys were awesome!" Monkey shouted.
"That was amazing!" Viper exclaimed happily.
"Wonderful job guys", Crane said shyly.
"I must say I am impressed", Master Shifu said rubbing his chin.
"That is my Dragon Warrior", Tigress said as she wrapped her around Po's neck and kissed him. Just then a strange clap came from way in the back. Four wolves wearing black jackets and bandanas on their heads came walking in through the door.
"I know that music anywhere", said the leader who was a very tall wolf with a muscular build and had deep blue eyes. His fur was black as night and he was looking right at Po and gave him a big toothy grin. "Hello Po long time no see", he said nicely.
"Hello Clyde", Po said as he walked up to the wolf and smiled back.
Author's Note: Sorry to leave you all hanging but I had to end it here. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review.