Kuroko, in Wonderland?!
[ Authors note: So I searched a ways back and haven't seen anything pertaining to this so I thought I'd give it a try! I may have to tweak personalities, unfortunately. But I will try to stay on track as much as possible. And the usual story-line of Wonderland will be slightly off kilter for my story to work better. There will be a pairing but it will be closer to the end. Pay close enough attention and you maaaay see it coming! Anyway, I do hope you enjoy! – DA ]
I'm falling. Why am I falling? I was just sleeping, wasn't I? Where am I falling to? I must be drea…
With a sickening crash and crack he felt himself hit the ground with all of the grace of a cat falling into a river. "Oof," he let out a huff of what little air he had before sucking in a deep breath and trying to regulate his breathing. "What in the…" His voiced was staggered due to lack of air in his lungs but it still carried his usual bored tone. Slowly he let his eyes open to face something bright in the sky from where he still lay on his back. "The moon…" He grumbled before he sighed, his breathing finally returning to normal as he forced himself to sit up with a groan. His whole body hurt from that fall. But, how is that possible? I'm dreaming. The voice inside his head deadpanned as it usually would before he took a slow, long look around. His surroundings were very different from before. It seems as though he had fallen into a field? The flowers sprouting here seemed quite different and he eyed each one incredulously from where he sat before a quick flash of movement caught his attention. His eyes darted to what it was and it seemed to be a… tall, blonde male with… rabbit ears? A rabbit man? I'm definitely dreaming. His inner voice droned on as he forced himself to a stand and the rabbit man drew closer. For some reason, that rabbit man looked awfully familiar but he just couldn't place his finger on it.
The rabbit man stopped in front of him in mid-run, going on about how late he was to a very important date, and checking his pocket watch at least twenty times in the minute span he had stood there with him. Kuroko slowly raised a brow, curious as to why the rabbit man was rush so, but before he could think to ask the rabbit man was signaling him to follow and taking off again. With Kuroko's physique, keeping up with the rabbit man had been difficult but he had managed somehow and found himself running deeper and deeper into a strange looking forest. "Hey, rabbit! Where are we…?" Before he could finish his question he found himself tripping over a tree root, and once he looked back up from the ground; the rabbit man was gone from sight. "Well, that was a painful waste of time." Kuroko deadpanned before lifting himself back to his feet and turning to head in the direction he'd just come from. "And where do you think you're going?" He heard another voice call out from somewhere, causing him to swirl around in search for its origins. "Who's there?" He said lightly and he heard an annoyed sigh in reply before the voice spoke again. "Down here, you moron." Just before him, on the leaf of a strange flower sat a green caterpillar that looked as though he was wearing glasses. And once again, this strange, talking caterpillar also seemed familiar in a way. What the hell was going on? What a strange, and painful dream this had turned into. "Um, who are you?" Kuroko asked in a straight-forward tone as he usually would and the caterpillar began to swing the pipe he was holding vigorously. "You damn kids these days, need to learn to respect in sempai better! I am a caterpillar, obviously." With a huff the caterpillar pushed his glasses back up his nonexistent nose. How were they staying on his face?! This dream was beginning to really weird him out. Was it something he had eaten, maybe?
With a sigh, Kuroko decided to give up on figuring out why and how he fell into this dream and decided to try and figure out a way to wake up from it. Without a single moment of hesitation, the small boy slapped himself, quite hard, in the face. The slap had stung deeply and now there was a bright red mark welting up where he had hit and he absentmindedly began to rub it. "Well, that hurt. And it didn't work." He deadpanned as he stared down at the now wide-eyed caterpillar. "You idiot! What'd ya do that for?" The caterpillar was now laughing, at Kuroko's expense none-the-less, and it actually bothered the boy. He was, after all, being laughed at by a bug. Kuroko frowned slightly and took another look around before looking back at the caterpillar with a blank expression. "Where am I?" He question and the caterpillar made a sound that irked him. A sound that signaled that the bug thought he was stupid. "We're in Wonderland, of course. I guess you really are an idiot."
[ Chapter one! Intro to Kuroko falling into Wonderland! I know it's short right now but the chapters will get longer as we go. I also realize how hard it is for me to get into the characters of this show now, which makes me sadface. I'm usually okay with it. THIS SHOW IS TOUGH, BUT I LOVES IT! Anyway, please let me know what you think and I will update soon! Much love, DA. ]