A/N 1: I wanted to write this fic a long time ago. I don't know if something similar already exists, but I'm haven't stumbled upon it.

A/N 2: English is not my first language so I want to apologize in advance for all the mistakes that are certainly existing. Hopefully not too many!

Pilot

How the hell did the school get rid of Ryerson? Did someone finally denounce the pervert? Everybody knows that he spent his time at school goggling the kids instead of doing his job. But for years everybody looked the other way. Now he's gone and Schuester took over Glee Club. Not that it seemed to have improved the quality of it.

Standing in front of the bulletin-board Dave examines the audition list. Compared to the book-sized Cheerios list this has to be the saddest little think he ever saw on this board. What a weird Club this is going to be with these five members.

Okay, the joining of that crazy girl with the two dads is no surprise. Everybody knows her and her need to be a singer because the cheerios like to torment her because of it. Being the last person with a MySpace account doesn't exactly helps her case.

Then there is Jones, the girl Azimio had this huge crush on in middle-school. If Azimio's biased opinion is anything to go by she has an amazing voice, she uses in the choir at his church.

Dave doesn't know about Hummel's talent, but if his speaking voice is any indication, he is going to be the third member singing girl songs. With the outfits his always wearing probably nobody even notices he's actually a boy.

Finally there are that Asian emo-girl with the terrible stutter and Abrams who is in a wheelchair. Dave really wonders how they are going to be a contribution to a show-choir.

"You're gonna join Loser Club?", asks a voice behind him. He turns around and meets the grinning face of his best friend since god knows when.

"No! Just waiting for you to get your lazy ass here!"

After a friendly punch in the arm he and Azimio start leaving to the parking lot. It amazes Dave that after two weeks with a drivers license his friend already lost the privilege for the car. It would be far more amusing if that doesn't mean Azimio somehow managed to convince him that it's his duty as best friend to drive him around until he gets his truck back. So Dave has to stick around half an hour after his hockey practice until Azimio is done with football.

"Well, Hudson joined!", Azimio tells him, while throwing his duffel bag to the back seat.

"Why?" Finn Hudson doesn't seem like the guy to be into something like a show-choir. And Dave's pretty sure that his girlfriend isn't happy about him risking his popularity.

"Who knows!", Azimio shrugs. "But he skipped practice for some performance in Akron. He told Puckerman that he had to take care of his mother after a prostate exam or something, but Puck found out about Glee."

Dave snorts at that. Hudson is a dumbass. "Women don't have prostates!" He couldn't even think of a good excuse to skip practise. Only at McKinley someone like him can be the most popular guy at school.

"That's what Puck found out when he looked it up."

Seems like Hudson isn't the only dumb one in the football team!

"And now? Are you making him choose between singing and football?"

"Puck said he's taking care of it with some of the guys!" Azimio's bored tone suddenly changes to an amused one. "Not enough that our team sucks now our quarterback is rather spending his time singing songs and dancing ballet than on the field."

Dave is pretty sure that's not what you do in a Glee Club, but the image of Finn Hudson in tights and a tutu is really amusing.

"You guys should hurry up before he starts to really enjoy it. Maybe you losers could even win a game this year!"

"Whatever we're still more popular than you puckheads!"

"For no reason at all! We at least win our games."

Dave is constantly telling his friend that it's annoying that he has to drive him around, but the additional time they have to spent with each other is really fun.

"But hockey sucks. Why don't you join the football team? You gain popularity and best of all, girls dig football players."

Girls dig football players. Great! Thankfully they arrive at Azimio's house, before his friend can start naming the girls he wants to set Dave up with or wanting to compare the cheerio's breasts.

"Nah, maybe next year! This year I stick with hockey!"

A/N 3: Good? I don't know how the updates are going to, because I have more written for later episodes, but feel free to stick around ;) !