When I first searched this, I was extremely shocked to find…Nothing. That's right nothing, nada, zero, and zilch! I was screaming, "Why has no one try to put up a fic about Red-Eyes and Jounouchi!" and running around in circles, sure I love Castleshipping and Puppyshipping, but where is some love for the Red-Eyes around here?

Saggi: You were about to blow out our ear drums is a more…shall we say, appropriate description for your loud rant-sing.

Oh shove it Saggi! Anyway, this will be a shipping called: Akashipping.

Because Crimsonshipping is someone's OC x Yusei, Redshipping is two characters that people made, Blackshipping sounds boring, Dragonshipping is Yami x Katsuya, Dracoshipping is Rayquaza x Latias in Pokémon, and Drakeshipping also sounded boring, Kuroshipping was an okay name, but then I say Akashipping because some people draw Jounouchi's eyes red...So, yeah…Red-Eyes, Jou with red eyes…Maybe I should change it to Redeyeshipping, but it would sound weird.

In this story, Red-Eyes is called Nightwing. I know it's the name of a Marvel hero but just deal with it.

I don't know if there is a couple with the same shipping name but if there is someone tell me 'kay?

And use your stupid flames to light up the stick of dynamite that you shoved up your ass earlier because that is the only ass-bang your ever gonna get!

I don't like Kisara X Seto but I like Blue-Eyes X Seto, weird right well, I don't really like Kisara, but you gotta love the dragon! So Kisara is just a name for BEWD.

Duel monsters can turn to human on whim, in this here story.

Warnings: Some Yaoi (Dark Magician X Silent Magician implied), lemony goodies, and Beasty-ness. (If you consider a relationship with a dragon that happens to be a duel monster, then yes.)

"Humans are talking"

"Duel Monsters are talking"

'Humans are thinking'

'Duel Monsters are thinking'

Chichi: Shadownia Clow doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or else the whole series would be Puppy and/or Black, Puzzle, Tender, and Bronze-shipping.

Immy and Cli-Cla: *pulls back curtains* May the shipping commence!

The majestic black dragon that stood towering 10 feet above Katsuya Jounouchi; bent its head and nuzzled his neck. He chuckled as he kept on brushing the gleaming onyx neck scales of his dearest pet: the Red-Eyes Black Dragon.

"Good girl, Nightwing."

He used his free hand to stroke the other side of her neck, admiring the shine that showed her scales were healthy and clean. He continued on as he dug out dirt from beneath her scales and shined them. Then clipped, cleaned and shined her claws, washed her wings, polished her horns, brushed her teeth and brushed her tail. After a hour and a half, he stood back and admired his work.

"All clean and pretty Nightwing."

"But it's all thanks to you, Katsuya-sama."

"Aw, ya gimme too much credit, Nightwing, ya naturally pretty no matta what, I'm just shinin' up the corners is all."

Then Jounouchi flashed Nightwing his trademark smile, the one that always made her swoon.

For you see, our beloved Red-Eyes Black Dragon, has fallen madly in love with her master.

Nightwing blushed; the tint her cheeks have taken could rival the redness of her eyes. She began to fiddle with her claws, when Jounouchi pat her neck. She looked up at him and smiled.

"Let's go grab some grub and hit da road, we got a duel ta go to in about 2 hours."

"Sounds like an excellent plan, Katsuya-sama."

They were about to go back into their 7 story mansion, when a thunderous roar sounded from the light blue sky above the grassy field around a giant lake. Nightwing was about to go into a defensive stance around her precious master until she realized it was only Kisara, or namely, Seto Kaiba's Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

The dragon landed on the shore of the lake that glimmered in the wake of the afternoon sun's harsh rays.

"Hiya, Kisara! What's happenin'?"

"Seto-kun said to tell you that your duels for today were cancelled."

"Wha! I had 5 duels today! Just because Kaiba is the richest man on the freaking planet doesn't mean he can cancel my eff-king duels!"

"He can and he did, he demanded a meeting from you, and if this is about your paycheck, don't worry, he's got you covered."

"That bastard, at least he's treatin' you right, ain't he? Cuz' if not ya tell and da Godfaddah o' Games is gonna shove a foot up his ass along with the ten foot pole he's got in there already."

"Don't worry, Seto might be cold on the outside but he actually very romantic and cares about me as much as he cares about Mokuba."

Nightwing smirked as she rubbed Katsuya's back to calm him from his temper tantrum.

"Heh, I wonder when you are going to get some eggs down by your nest and turn me into an auntie."

Kisara blushed, the red apparent on her shiny blue-white scales.

"Be quiet, Nightwing! At least, I have a mate!"

"Exactly."

Kisara huffed while Katsuya and Nightwing just laughed.

"Hey Kisara, Imma give that boyfriend o' yers a piece o' Katsuya Jounouchi over da phone so you ladies; play nice!"

As soon as Jounouchi was out of the two dragon's sights and in the shiny marble mansion, Kisara decided to have some girl talk time with Nightwing.

"Have you told him nothing, Nightwing?"

"I can't help it! I don't know how he would feel!"

"Just go and say it to him! Or go and kiss him! That's how Seto and I got together, I just kissed him and he kissed back…"

"I know, you told me that story for the millionth time already, Kisara."

"Then what are you waiting for? Him to get drunk and screw your lights out and have a clutch of eggs yourself then tell him that you loved him?"

"Hey, that might just work."

"That was a freaking joke, you hopeless excuse of a lizard…"

"Watch yourself."

"Jounouchi is sooooo rubbing off on you."

"What the- What in the fucking world is that supposed to mean?"

The icy scaled dragon giggled.

"Taking the phrase the dirty way?"

"Shut up."

"Hmmm, make me."

"…fine…"

"Just turn human for one night, it might help with the confession since he'll be facing a confession from a pretty human girl instead of a freaking 16 foot dragon."

"Okay, but the hell will I wear? I never turn human so I only have a red belly-shirt and loose black jeans with a pair of black combat boots."

"We go shopping."

"Okay, I'll see you sometime next week."

"No Nightwing, you are not putting this off for any longer, we are going shopping and we are going NOW!"

With a small post-it note from Kisara saying that they went shopping for some female dragon stuff (because when female dragons go in heat, they tend to grow violent and have a mating spree, so they are pretending to off buying pills for to calm down the violent reactions and suppress some of the hormones), Nightwing was dragged off to Domino City Mall.