This just in.
Student of the local Skool
Dib Membrane
has gone missing.
Students say following the night he vanished from his two-story house
on an early September morning
he was acting even more
and I quote,
"Weirder than usual."
Some say that he had been
excessively pursuing
a student named Zim
claiming
said student
to have been an alien,
even more than usual
going as far as following him to his own household.
Dib was seen by some drivers
running down the s
street screaming about
"Control."
amongst all the
"usual UFO gibberish he blurts about."
"My poor missing insane son."
was the first words we heard from
devastated father
and
extraordinary scientist,
Professor Membrane
on his son's disappearance.
"Whatever, he was annoying anyways and so are you, go away.",
his little sister's,
Gaz Membrane comments,
she then proceeded to throw an empty Poop Cola can at one of my reporters and walk away.
"I'm okay but it still hurt."
One last thing
we found written in bold letters
along with several other questionable statements
were the words
Who cares?
This has been WZTY-TV
We will keep you updated
as more clues
are discovered.
End Note: A further story is hidden within the sentences. See if you can crack the code.