Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem, But I do own Mavrill.

Summary: When the Tactician gets a surprise visit from his cousins all hell breaks loose in the army and somehow they end up with new Assistants Tactician's and there journey takes a hectic twist.

"Ok Troops!" Mavrill shouted as he marked several things on his clipboard. "Today we march into Dread Isle, Some of you may not come back alive, NO Sain that doesn't me you can use that as an excuse to spend a night with a beautiful lady and furthermore.." Mavrill was interrupted by a Loud bang and mist rising next to the tactician.

The murmured confusion of the army was penetrated by 2 voices, "I told you we should have just walked but nooo you have to teleport here" A female voice said. "But walking would take too long they'd be on the ship by then" A male voice replied. Slowly 2 forms slowly appeared out of the mist. The male got out of the fog first and scratched his head looking around. The Girl came next and she caused some murmuring among the male half of the army. She had silver hair and purple eyes and had cat ears and tail.

Several cries of "She's a demon" and from Elliewood "Boy she's hot!" pierced the air. The girl just ignored them though and grabbed Mavrill in a bear hug. "Kiyoko .I .Can't...breath..." Mavrill squeaked out turning blue in the face. Chuckling the man drew Kiyoko away from the tactician who gave a sigh of relief and clutched his ribs. "Thanks Charlie.." He muttered then standing up to his full hight, which barely met Charlie's shoulder he asked, "What brings my cousins to Bandon?" Charlie was about to say something but Kiyoko blurted it out first. "Were supposed to bring you back!" she said happily taking out a box with the label "Pocky" Clearly Marked on it.

"What..But why?" Mavrill asked a bit scared at this point, surprising his troops. They hadn't seen him this flustered since he walked in on Florina bathing. " Because" Charlie said simply letting go of Kiyoko to advance on his cousin, "You left without Grandmothers permission" Mavrill paled incredibly. "I told that bag of bones that I'm not listening to her anymore!" He said backing up all the way to the wall now, he looked into the crowd for a look of support but all he got was a look of amusement from all.

"Hey don't talk about grandma that way!" Kiyoko said looking up from her box of pocky. "She's nice she gives me lots of pocky and stuff" She said pouting. Charlie stopped advancing on his cousin for a moment and took a blank face. "But if you let us come with you..I might just forget what Grandma asked me to do." Mavrill's face took on a look of defeat. "Fine you win...but no complaining and tell Kiyoko to stock up on pocky here." The tactician looked at the girl who was again munching happily with a certain amount of affection. " She'll lose it if she runs out on the journey." Charlie shook his head with a exhausted look on his face. "I got a bad feeling about my wealth after this shopping spree." He grabbed his cousins arm and pulled her out the door, leaving the army to continue packing up, and dwell on the days events.

Several hours, and a thousand

gold pieces later

"Ok you wanted to see us cousin?" Charlie asked as he and Kiyoko sat down in a chair. "Yes. I agreed to take you guys in but I need you to help me out and not get in the way while you're here." Charlie nodded along with Kiyoko who was already eating her pocky and not really paying any attention what he cousin was saying. "You'll be my assistants god knows I need em..." Mavrill said groaning at the though of how hard it was getting to manage there army.

"Ok so you'll be Elliewood's representative" Mavrill said pointing to Kiyoko and handing her some forms with information on him and his stewards." He then turned to Charlie and handed him some papers as well. "Your Hectors Representative" he said leaning back in his chair. "Any other questions?" Mavrill asked fiddling with something under his desk. "Yes." Kiyoko asked looking at her cousin curiously. "What do you have in your hands" she said trying to peer into his hands. "Nothing" He said promptly standing up and quickly shoving a round object in his pocket. "Dismissed"

In the meeting room

Mavrill cleared his throat to stop the muttering going through the army. "As you know, we now have 2 new assistant Tacticians, They will be helping me manage the army and representing a different lord. Kiyoko, My youngest cousin will be representing Elliewood." Several cries of lucky pierced the air. "Also if any of you have anything dirty in mind" His gaze turned to Sain at this. "I will have you be Serra's bunk mate for the rest of the journey." This statement seemed to quiet down most of the people though Elliewood didn't stop his constant staring at Kiyoko.

"My other cousin Charlie shall be representing Hector" Mavrill continued pointing out his other cousin who was currently sitting next to Lyn and talking to her intently. When he heard his name he raised his hand and then went back to his conversation. "This won't change much except you now have more people to listen to, and the desert will always by Pocky." At this Kiyoko squealed and jumped happily. "Now lets move out!" The lead tactician shouted and headed over towards Fargus's ship.

Several hours later.

"Arr..Any reason you brought so much pocky on board?" Fargus asked Mavrill who busy puking over the side of the boat. "My cousin likes it" he answered laying back, his face still green. "She goes crazy without it for too long" He continued as he grabbed the side of the boat to keep from falling over. "Don't got you see legs yet boy?" Fargus asked laughing. He slapped Mavrill on the back sending the startled tactician nearly over the edge of the boat. "Nope..." The teen said as he got sick once again over the boat. Fargus shaking his head walked over towards some of his crew laughing. "Not feeling to good Mav?" Kiyoko asked cheerfully skipping down to her cousin. "No. How can you not be feeling sick after all this bouncing?" He asked. "I don't know" The girl said shrugging. " I like the feeling of the sea." Mavrill groaned, all the talking was giving him a headache. "Why don't you go help Charlie do some chores" he asked wearily. "Okay" the energetic girl said, bouncing up and down. He watched her bounce off and then saw a pirate yelling something about a breach in the hull of the ship. "My day can't get any worse.." Mavrill groaned and stumbled off to find out the problem.

AN: End of chapter one, what did you think, and before any one starts raving Kiyoko and Charlie gave me permission to use there characters and junk so no I'm not some freaky stalker.