Right. This is the second guide in the series. Hope you enjoy.
Introduction by Malik Ishtar
I think I can guess what he's going to say but I won't spoil it.
Mariks guide to queue jumping
It is simple.
All you must do is send everyone else in the queue to the shadow realm.
If you do not have a millennium item, then beat everyone senseless.
If you cannot do that, you are not worth my time.
Be gone.
Conclusion by Malik Ishtar
I was right.
I thought he might say something about the shadow realm.
The chances of you actually being able to beat up a whole queue of people are very slim and even if you did manage it I doubt you would be allowed to do whatever you were queuing for anyway.
Also, it is highly likely that you would be arrested.
So overall this guide is pretty useless, I'm sorry we wasted your time.
Extended guide to queue jumping by Duke Devlin
I find that the best way to get ahead in a queue is to pretend that you know someone near the front.
My friend Tristan prefers the stink-bomb technique, only problem with that is you have to walk through the stink zone to get into whatever you were queuing for.
I suppose the best thing to do really is wait your turn.
Just imagine, if everyone tried to jump the queue at once, there would be blood and tears all over the place!
Second conclusion by Malik Ishtar
Thanks Duke.
Please R&R.