Hey guys! This is my first Smallville fic so R&R please!
Disclaimer: I own a t shirt and two sticks of gum. You really think I can afford to own Smallville? On with the show!
Clark Kent was going to kill Lois Lane
He gaped at the walls of the cubicle he had only one week earlier called his room, promptly turned and bellowed,
"LOIS!"
Driving back to the Kent farm, Lois Lane could have sworn she heard her name being called by someone. Shrugging it off, she continued listening to her Switchfoot CD.
"Moooooooooo!"
Clark sat on the stool, brooding, while milking Betsy the cow.
"I never should have invited her to stay," Clark stated, clearly still upset over the "modified" condition of his room
He shuddered. The poster of the male stripper he had seen resonated in his mind.
Suddenly, the couch felt much more inviting…
Lois's car pulled in as Clark was walking back in and, seeing the car, decided to see if his conscience would allow him to avenge his room.
"Hey Smallville," Lois greeted, smiling
Clark wanted to strangle that sickeningly sweet smile, but he kept his self control and forced a smile,
"Hey"
"What have been doing while I was gone, Smallville?" Lois asked,"Brooding?"
'If only she knew,' thought Clark
"You know contrary to your belief, I do not brood all the time," Clark said cooly
"Oh yeah? Then what were you doing yesyerday night and the day before that then that other—
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, so I do brood a lot, happy?"
"Estatic!"
As Lois walked in Clark growled. How did she always manage to one up him? At least though she was going to be leaving Thursday….
"Oh, Clark by the way I'm staying till the end of the month!" Lois called from inside
Clark groaned. Did everything have to go wrong today?
'Wait a second, whats the date?' Clark wondered silently
He supersped to his parents's room to chec the date. He pulled out the calender and looked on horrified.
It was the first of August.
How 'd you guys like it? I don't know how many chapters I'm gonna put up and this is my first fic! The Clois will come in later chapters but expect it very soon. R&R please!