CHRISTMAS ONE-SHOTS! WHOO HOO!

:) Beginning with a bit of a rewrite of the first scene of A Christmas Tori as well as a little weird part I couldn't help but include.

Hope you like it!

Beck's POV

I really, really hate crickets. I do. They're evil little things.

The moment Jade and I sit down in Sikowitz classroom, I drag my chair closer to hers and lay my head in her lap. Jade chuckles and plays with my hair. "You don't have to pretend to be asleep to get your head down there, you know." she's grinning, I can tell by her voice.

But I'm just too tired to say anything back. Plus, she's right; it's pretty nice having my head down here. It'd be better if I wasn't so tired.

I've just fallen asleep when Jade screams something at Cat. "Hey! Hey. You woke me up!" I tell her.

"Oh sorry Beck, certainly wouldn't want to keep you awake during my class." Sikowitz deadpans.

"Thanks! You're the best!" I lay my head back in Jade's lap.

"YO!"

"AH!"

Gotta love Sikowitz SCREAMING in your ear!

"Why Becky so sleepy?" he asks in a little kid voice, settling himself on the stairs in front of me.

"There's a stupid cricket in my RV so I can't sleep because it chirps all night long."

"So just call one of those bug murderers." Jade says as if it's just that easy.

"Uh, they're called exterminators." Tori corrects her condescendingly.

"Yeah, why sugar coat it?"

Sugar. That would be nice to have right now.

I can feel Jade's eyes boring into my forehead. "You gonna tell me why you're trying so hard to burn holes into me with your eyes?"

"So glad you noticed."

I open my own eyes to see her holding her coffee out to me. "Drink this." She says.

I give her a giant smile. "You love me enough to give me your coffee?"

She scoffs at me. "Believe me, if you were anyone else, the coffee would've gone down your pants."

"I don't doubt that." I sit up and take the coffee from her before she changes her mind.

I like being her only exception. And the coffee's good too.

Jade's POV

Okay, seriously? I need to cut Beck off. I think he's on his eighth cup of coffee, and he's going crazy. When he ran up to me after his first class today and hugged me, I could feel his heart vibrating. The weird part you should've picked up on was the hug, because if you know my boyfriend at all, you'd probably know he doesn't normally hug people. Usually it's a kiss I get after class.

Not that I don't enjoy being held so close to my boyfriend's gorgeous body, but I think I prefer the kiss.

And I'm fairly certain that the heart isn't supposed to vibrate like that.

I'm at my locker now, waiting for him to come out of class, most likely followed by a frowning teacher coming to ask me what the hell is wrong with him. Mostly because Mrs. Barnes knows I'm better informed than Beck's parents.

You know what normal, mature people do when they see their girlfriends when they've been apart from for less than an hour? All kinds of things.

Like a kiss or a hug, or just a 'hi'.

But normal people do NOT run up to their girlfriend, throw their arms around her and start whispering loudly. "Come to the janitor's closet with me!"
"Why?" I shove another book into my lovely scissor locker.

"For a quickie!"

His heart's still vibrating. Although the idea of a quickie is kind of nice, this probably isn't a good time. I turn around to face him. "You hate quickies, Beck."

He's bouncing on his heels and his eyes are bright. "Usually, yes, but you are way too sexy for me to leave you alone."

"You know, I'd probably appreciate that if you weren't acting like you were high." I reach up and fix his slightly disheveled hair.

"Please, please, please, please, please, please?"

I roll my eyes. "Fine. Whatever. If it'll make you stop saying that."

Beck smiles and grabs my hand, dragging me toward the janitor's closet. "Yes!"

Oh. My. God.

Damn it. Now I'll never be able to say I don't enjoy sex with a crazily over-caffeinated Beck.

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Calvin Munro