Snippy and the Medic.

I regret nothing and blame MadJesters1 from deviantART for everything. Snippy belongs to Alexuiss and Medic belongs to Valve.

Ze Capains missions had gotten Snippy into many tight spots in the past. Like the stunt with the rocket powered train or the one that ended with him being chased by Pilot's pet mutant worm, Photoshop. And every time he had met other survivors things had ended badly, so his current situation didn't surprised him much. He was still scared though, after all its one thing to expect the universe to screw you over and another thing not to be terrified while its doing it.

"Are ve ready to began?" Asked Medic.

"No but that's not gong to stop you is it." Snippy muttered, pulling in vain against the ropes holding him to the operating table.

"You are right, ov course. Now tell me if this hurts." Medic replied gleefully. He picked up a scalpel and began to make a small cut on one corner of Snippy's black and white dazzle camouflage coat.

"OW! Stop that!" Snippy yelled at him. Medic grinned.

"Fascinating, it appears you can feel what happens to your coat. Und your mask iz fused to your face too. I must study zhis more. Hold still!" Medic repositioned his scalpel over Snippy's chest and prepared to cut in earnest. Snippy's eyes went wide with fear, an impressive feat sense goggles like Snippy's usually prevent any emotion from showing.

"Maybe it has something to do with why they're part of his head?" Thought Medic. "Vell its just one more thing for me to find out. Zis will be fun! Possibly even more than Spy's head was." Medic couldn't help but laugh as he started to cut.

"Yes this vill be fun indeed."

As for poor Snippy? His only thought was "I hate my life! Ow ow ow, that hurts. . ." Then he blacked out.