A/N: Takes place during the controversial Drawn Together Movie. It takes place during when the carriage sunk. Do not read the story if you are a minor. There may not be any sex in this, but it has bad words in there, and just in case if there is sex, it's rated M.
The Battle Monster Boat
It was 10 at night. Foxxy, Captain Hero, Xandir, Spanky, Wooldoor, and Ling-Ling were finding Toot's ass via carriage.
"Hey, who the fuck is riding this?" Ling-Ling asked, but in his usual Japorean voice.
"Um, That Would Be Me." Captain Hero answered.
"Why?" Foxxy asked.
"Because This Takes Place During A Time Where Women Can't Drive And Vote." Captain Hero said.
"Except princesses?" Foxxy asked.
"That's Correct." Captain Hero answered.
After a while of driving the carriage, the Drawn Together cast accidentally ran over the smurfs, causing the parts of the carriage except the carriage itself to fall off, and sinking everyone underwater.
"How the fuck are we supposed to get out of here now?!" Xandir asked.
"We listen to the commenary, hopefully they'll tell us how to get our asses out of the sinking carriage." Foxxy said.
"You mean commentary?" Xandir corrected Foxxy.
"Don't fucking correct me, Xandir! You know what I mean! Let's listen to the commenary to see what we can do to get our asses out of the sinking carriage." Foxxy said.
"Um, fine." Xandir said.
Xandir grabbed the remote to put on the commentary, like what Foxxy had told him to.
"I think I hear them... help, how do we get out of here?" Wooldoor asked.
"Shut the fuck up and listen!" Foxxy told Wooldoor in anger.
"They have been getting ideas; why don't we suck on Xandir's dick and Xandir's dick has oxygen and all. Why don't they suck on each other's dicks." One of the men in the commentary said.
"What the hell have they been saying?" Wooldoor asked.
"It was like; what haven't we used in a while, and it's Ling-Ling, and you guys could make him inflate like a raft." One of the men in the commentary said.
"Does this give us an idea?" Spanky asked.
"Yes, that's it! We could turn Ling Ling into a boat. Yeah!" Foxxy got an idea.
"But how, Foxxy, I don't think this is a good idea." Captain Hero asked in worry.
"Just listen to the commenary. Hopefully they tell us how to make him into a raft so that we can finally get our asses out of this fucking sinking carriage." Foxxy said.
"Okay..." Captain Hero said.
"Let's see; just tell Ling Ling to inflate into a raft." One of the men in the commentary said.
"Okay, thanks for telling us!" Foxxy said, thanking the men.
"Okay, Ling Ling, please inflate into a raft please." Spanky said.
Saying that, Ling Ling inflated himself into a raft, allowing everyone to come in the boat, then Captain Hero asked Foxxy abruptly:
"Hey Foxxy, do you know how to remove your top?" Captain Hero asked Foxxy.
"Um, yeah, what about it?" Foxxy said nervously.
"I suddenly heard that they want you to remove your top while we were in this boat, looking for Toot's ass." Captain Hero answered Foxxy, grasping at her top.
"Um, okay..." Foxxy was pretty nervous. And so, Foxxy removed her top and threw it aside. And so, everyone got ready to look for Toot's ass.