DC: Hi! This is just a weird idea I got the other day. If you haven't heard 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al Yankovic, then I suggest you do. So, on with the song!

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Down at Club Rouge all the animals were dancing

The food was good and the music entrancing

When Tails busted in, nearly scared'em half to death

With a 12-gauge in his hands and cheap liquor on his breath

From his head to his feet he was covered in ammo

Like an short, two-tailed, furry orange Rambo

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,

"No more saving the world 'cause you're all going to die!"

The night Tails went crazy

The night Miles went insane

Realized he'd been getting the raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well the nightclub is gone now, it's been totally razed

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Charmy and Blaze

And he tied up the Chao and he held them all hostage

And he ground up poor Knuckles into Echidna sausage

He got Espio with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Tikal just like Freddy Krueger

And he got some liquid nitrogen and iced down Cream

He took a big bite and said, "Taste just like Ice Cream!"

The night Tails went crazy

The night that kitsune went nuts

Now you can hardly walk around Station Square

Without stepping in animal guts.

There's G.U.N. and Eggman and the National Guard

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

And helicopters circling 'round in the sky

Everyone's crazed, the city's in flames

And everyone's dying to know, oh Tails, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be such a cute little guy

Yes, everyone, now Tails's doing time

In a high-security prison for his infamous crime

Hey, little friend, don't shed anymore tears

He'll get out for good behavior in 9 million years

But now Sonic's in therapy, and Vector's still nervous

And Shadow got a job working for the Social Service

And they say Amy, she's on the phone every night

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talking about- the night Tails went crazy

The night that little fur ball flipped

Broke his back for a role in Sonic Battle

Sounds to me like he was tired of getting' gypped

Oh, the night Tails went crazy

The night Miles went insane

Realized he was getting a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

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So funny, I hope you liked it. And don't forget to check out 'The Adventures of Team Nightmare' written by yours truly.