If Princess Mononoke was half human-half giraffe instead of half human-half wolf:
"Mamma, I want to be small," Princess Mononoke said as she raised her neck and looked below her at the ants that are people. "Being tall makes people assume I'm a leader. I'm not good enough." San, aka Princess Mononoke's, mother said, "As a giraffe, you are the neck and you control the world with your heart. Size does not matter, San." "I don't want to be a giraffe. I want to be a cheetah because then I could run as if I was flying," argued San. They looked out over the African landscape. The field stretched for miles of tall, dead grass. The brown color palette of the surroundings made San want to be allowed in Florida. Even a zoo would be better than this," she thought. Soon she fell in love with Ashitaka," who was another giraffe. They walked for miles and ate leaves together like how spaghetti is eaten in Lady and the Tramp. Ashitaka wants San to run away with him over the hills of brown elephants but her mom won't let her. Soon, another giraffe named Sandy comes into the picture. Sandy and Spongebob are friends and they are both giraffes. Ashitaka falls in love with Sandy and loves Sandy more than San. San becomes salty. She runs away never to be seen again.