Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Naruto Yaoi Guild.

A/N: This is dedicated to the Naruto Yaoi Guild (w00t!) with its spectacular RPs. And, this is also dedicated to Wing-chan (x. Wing .x on ff.n, x.Wing.x on Gaia) for…well, being herself and motivating me. And she has great fanfics, so go check her out.

Prologue

Gaara had been greatly surprised the first time he had gone on the internet. The Kazekage had been just surfing around, look at random things, when he had found…himself. And Temari, and Kankuro, and the rest of the people he lived with. …What was this? Gaara had found out that he had stumbled up a fansite for "Naruto", a manga written by Masashi Kishimoto which had been turned into an anime and translated so lots of people from all over the world knew about it. But Kishimoto-san had been the one who had somehow stumbled into this world a few years ago, and had returned after staying for a few months and setting up TV and Internet. He had promised to keep their world safe, so…

And then Gaara saw, and marveled upon Kishimoto-san's genius. What better way to protect their world from prying eyes and hands than to make it a FICTIONAL place? Even if anybody else came here, they would not believe that this was real. Yes, it was a brilliant idea!

…And now he had gotten an even better one. If everybody thought he was "fictional", then he could "pretend" to be himself on the internet and nobody would notice! That was a great thought. Right now Gaara was on GaiaOnline and was looking through the guilds associated with Naruto. There were a LOT. Discussion guilds, Roleplaying Guilds, fan guilds to everybody from himself to Orochimaru and Rock Lee. (Wth was his expression when he found the last one) And then he saw something called "The Naruto Yaoi Guild". Hmm, just what was yaoi?

Gaara clicked on it, curious, and then blanched. This was…this was SasuNaru, and KakashiIruka, and…HIS DREAM COME TRUE!! These people were ok with BoyXBoy! It was…

Gaara, his eyes starstruck, quickly read the requirements for a request to join and started typing it up.

1. Why do you want to join?

Answer: I am an avid fan of Naruto, and I am 100 percent behind yaoi pairings. I was looking for a place where my views would be accepted, and I believe I have found it.

2. What is Naruto and Yaoi?

Answer: Naruto is a manga and anime featuring a hyperactive loud mouthed ninja named Naruto whose only dream is to become Hokage (and, Gaara's mind added, to fuck Sasuke senseless). It is written by Kishimoto Masashi-san, and is seen/read all over the world in multiple languages. It originated in Japan.

Yaoi is BoyXBoy, can encompass shonen-ai but usually does not, and can either stand for "No plot, no point, no climax", or, my personal favorite, "Stop, my butt hurts!"

3. What is your favorite pairing?

Gaara thought about this for a while, wondering whether to be truthful. After all, nobody knew who he was, right? So…

Answer: NejiGaara, or GaaraNeji. I think the two of them would make a beautiful couple and be perfect for each other.

But Gaara would never know, would he? Because Neji would never ever think about him in that way, would never realize the love that Gaara felt whenever he was near.

Well, at least he was able to see the Hyuuga everyday. Ever since Naruto had become Hokage, he had sent Neji to Sand, to be an "ambassador" as he put it. Gaara grunted softly in disbelief. Yeah right. Naruto had probably seen him look longingly at Neji and had put it together with the fact that Gaara had never had a girlfriend, period. And it wasn't because of Shukaku in the least. Despite how Naruto was portrayed in "Naruto", he was no dumbass.

…Most of the time.

4. And finally, THE PASS PHRASE:

Yaoi equals love. (1) (Of course)

He got accepted later in the day, and started posting, under the screenname of XxDeafening.SilencexX.

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(1) Ok, so doesn't let me put up the real pass phrase because of the symbols, but that's pretty much what it means.

The first chapter will be up soon, after I go practice piano and do some other stuff.