Harry Potter and the Truth or Dare Game
Chapter 1
One FINE Sunday night, all of the Gryffindor students were bored in the common room. Harry had the most brilliant idea to play this weird muggle game called truth or dare.
"I saw my fat lump of a cousin playing this with his other fat, humongous friends," Harry happily explained.
"What the bloody hell is truth or dare?" Ron questioned.
"Oh Ron, you moron, don't you know anything?" Hermione explained. "First, you choose one person to decide truth or dare. If that person says truth, then they have to tell the truth of whatever question is asked by the other people. If the person chooses dare, the have to do whatever dare is said by the other people. I have researched many times how, in this game, the people have no choice but to do or say what they have to. I have found out that this game was once a wizard's game, and they-"
"Bloody Hell!" said Ron. "This game sounds bloody fantastic."
"Oh please stop swearing Ronald," Hermione scolded.
"Well then, if we are going to play this game, we're going to need more people," Lavender said. "Let's ask the Slytherins to join us!"
"WHAT!" All the Gryffindor boys exclaimed.
"Ask Malfoy to come into our common room?" Dean said, astounded.
"Well…" Ginny giggled, "You do have to admit Malfoy's pretty hot. He's the sex god of Slytherin!"
Harry felt like vomiting. "Are you mad?"
"No, actually, I sometimes find Malfoy kind of tempting," Hermione said. "I mean, he's hotter than smape, and that's beyond the line."
"You think Snape is hot too?" Neville asked.
"Yeah," Hermione exclaimed. "Do you?" Hermione asked.
"Of course," Neville replied, leading them into a deep conversation of Snape's sexiness. At this point Harry was throwing up on Ron's lap. Dusgusted, Ron slapped Harry and went to go change his robes.
In the bathroom, Ron checked if there was anyone around. Noticing nobody was there, he started singing "Naked time!..."
Meanwhile… back at the common room…
The Gryffindors finally decided to invite the Slytherins, but they never knew how. So, they decided to send Harry to get the Slytherins, by first going out of the Common Room door, which was opened by Ron and Hermione. Nest, he had to pass many obstacles, passing many teachers, and finally getting past He-who-must-not-be-named's latest trial.
After lots of difficulty, Harry finally convinced the Slytherins into coming to the Gryffindor common room to play truth or dare.
When they got there, Hermione declared "I'll start…"