Author's Note: I was bored out of my mind. And this idea has been stuck in my head for so long. LOL It's just a one-shot. It's inspired by a Little Johnny joke I read somewhere. LOL It's like a little Raito version. xD I do not own the joke dammit! LOL

So, read on! xD

Raito and his mother sat at the backseat of a taxi headed towards the dentist. Her tooth had been aching pretty badly that day, and so, Raito, being the sweet little boy he was, offered to accompany her.

But Raito, being the curious boy he was, asked his mother a question that had seemingly popped out of nowhere.

"Mom, if daddy was a dog and you were a duck, what would I turn out to be?" he asked innocently, his almond-shaped honey-brown eyes shone brightly with interest.

Sachiko smiled, amused with her son's antics, "Silly little boy…" she said as she shook her head, a small smile on her kind face.

Raito frowned. He was asking a question! And asking a question was not something to be considered silly! Questioning was an art to gather more facts! More data! And he was NOT little anymore! He was a big boy!

A few minutes of comfortable silence passed before Raito decided to ask another question.

"Mom, if daddy was a lion and you were a giraffe, what would I be?"

Hah! At least he wasn't asking if his father was a table and his mother was a chair! He already deduced that non-living things did not move on their own accord, being the boy genius that he apparently was! Hah! Fear Raito and his uber genius brain! He could spell Mississippi!

Sachiko flicked her son's nose, "Baby, if you do not stop asking silly questions I'll be forced to be mad at you."

Raito pouted, "I'm not a baby anymore!" he puffed his chest, "I'm a big boy!"

Sachiko smiled, "Of course you are, Raito."

Sachiko had the taxi pull up before a 24 Hour convenient store and had Raito stay inside the taxi so she could purchase a few things.

And Raito, being the obedient boy he was, stayed inside the taxi.

The taxi driver, however, decided to mess with Little Raito.

"Hey, kid. If your dad was a street bum who did weed and your mom was a nagging slut, what would you be?"

And Raito, being the genius that he was, puffed his chest and said in a smug voice, "A taxi driver!"

The End xD

Author's notes:

Moral of the story? Never mess with Raito. xD

Have you heard of little Johnny jokes? If you haven't then search 'em up! This little monster was the result of little Johnny's insanity! xD

My Sun Guardian does weed! –cackles-

Rai