Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence, implied romance situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Another Cop and Crime Story
Chapter 1: Welcome to the force
One sunny morning in the small mountain town of South Park cut to the two stories brown stone brick police station inside the main squad room which it was completely crowded with many uniformed to plain clothed officers are sitting or standing around enjoying a hot cup of coffee and doughnut before settling in their paperwork or go out to patrol the town's streets. But sudden they all look over to Sgt. Yates was walking up to his desk with a cup of coffee in his left hand and in the other was a file that he was looking for someone right now.
"Did anyone see the new guy at all that he posted to start today?" Said the ginger police sergeant as he turns around to look at his officers at that moment
"We have a brand new officer joining our ranks transfer or newbie from the academy?" Said Officer Brown
"No I'm sorry that I'm going to bust everyone's bubble on this he is not newbie joining our ranks which it is a big city transferee from the Denver Police force" Said Yates which everyone in the room went down toward south in the moods dept. when does a big city cop is joining their small town's police force ranks ever which left them all wondering.
"Oh just wonderful now we have to deal with a big shot city cop who he thinks that he is better than us " Said Officer Sheen the officer with the gray hair while looking at his fiery daywalker supervisor for a second
"I know what you people are thinking about right now and I'm understands about your concerns ladies and gentlemen" Said Yates in a very cautious voice then he says "Oh before I forget where is the chief at right now which I have a couple of invoices for him to sign"
"Well sir I think he is in a meeting with the mayor at city hall right now" Said Harris whom BarBrady had completely putted them on a wild goose chase about having a meeting with the mayor to his own officers in truth that he is with her for a different reason. But all sudden BarBrady came walking in there with a small dinky smile on his lips at that moment.
"Good morning ladies and gentlemen anything to report on while I'm away from the office this morning Lou" Said BarBrady as he was walking through the room which he stopped in front of his ginger second in command.
"Well sir nothing bad happened yet but we are having a new member that is joining our dept. today which we are waiting for them to arrive at any moment." Said Yates while lending back in his chair and looking at his slightly overweight and older commanding officer. All sudden never seen police officer came walking in there which he was more overweight than BarBrady is and much worse in the land of incompetent than these idiots who are standing in that room at that moment which he has slick back black/gray hair that was sticking out under his police cap .
"Well then I'm will be in my office doing paperwork for the rest of the day ladies and gentleman" Said BarBrady as he was walking away to head toward for his office and that is when Yates was scornfully looking at the newbie for being late right now. That you can see the powder sugar tangled from a doughnut that he was eating earlier in his black mustache which it was driving Yates insane while he was looking at him.
"So you must be Officer Russell from Denver and you are a few minutes late?!" Said Yates while looking at his watch at that moment
"I'm sorry sir for being late that I'm still getting used to this town layout right now. "Said Officer Russell while he was simply shrugging his shoulders plus he was hiding a dark secret from them all. Which Officer Alexander McDaniels the mayor and BarBrady's twenty something son was sitting at his desk doing paperwork which he is still on desk duty or being an assistant to his own dad right now due from the accident that he almost died from his injuries and was doing the infamous McDaniels' eye roll and thinking that this officer is way more incompetent than his own old man who knows the streets of the town on the back of his hand and his fellow officers as well too plus South Park is small compared to Denver in size.
"That is Bull shit" Said Alexander under his breath at that very same second while continuing rolling his eyes as well too that is when he got up from his desk with finished paperwork files that was tucked under his left arm pit to see his old man at that moment . Cut to BarBrady's office which the chief was sitting at his desk having a cup of coffee and doing paperwork that is when Alexander came walking in there which his father look up from his paperwork
"Dad we need to talk now" Said Alexander which he sounds like his own mother when she is pissed off at his own father or fellow officers
"What is it Alex and you are starting to sounds like your mother when she is pissed off at me but what is bothering you right now?" BarBrady replied with concern in his voice while lending back into his black leather manager chair at that time
"Dad I have a very bad feeling about the new transferee to me looks like a crooked and incompetent cop to me" Said Alexander while having both of his hands resting on his own father's desk.
To Be Continued
Author notes: This story aim toward police corruption and I make have to change the rating from T to M for future bad stuff in future coming chapters and maybe The Coon and Friends will also make an appearance has well too.