AN- So here's the thing, guys, when I get writer's block, I ask for: some type of fandom (story, tv show, game/etc), 2 characters from that fandom, and an adjective. And then I write something for it. It turns out, I'm rather fond of short dialogue fics. :D
This one is thanks to muh frand Aliza (AKA Probably-A-Stalker), who you should definitely check out if you like L4D2 fics. :D Oh, and she also came up with the title. :p
The terms for this were:
Fandom: Left 4 Dead 2
Characters: Coach-Rochelle
Adjective: Troubled (which I didn't entirely stick to.
This is also kinda inspired by the L4D2 Parody 'Left 4 Speed'
The random lettering is just Rochelle trying to talk, but she can't, because...well, you'll see. and if you don't get it, ask me. :]
-MH
"Coooach."
"What, Rochelle?"
"Coooaaacch."
"What?"
"Cooooaaacccchhh."
"Yes, my friends call me Coach, what do you want?"
"Coooaaachh."
"Oh, Rochelle. I'm sorry, I'm not all that attracted to you that way."
"Coooaaaccchhh."
"Rochelle, if you do not stop saying my name, I'm going to throw you out of this safe room."
"…"
"Ah, peace at last."
"Coaaachhh."
"UGH."
"Llijglsnlnalh."
"Ellis, boy. Quit playing with the guns. Not that I'm not glad that Rochelle's jaw is gone…"
"lakjgisnnlishng."
"Okay, Rochelle. You can't talk anymore, so stop trying."
"lakjibnalkjgisn."
"AHHHH."
"Hey, Rochelle, do you know where Coach is? I wanna tell him this story about Keith."
"ihangoslansikg."
"He's what? No, Coach, no! Don't open that door! There's a hunter!"
"COME GET ME ZOMBIE THANGS!"
"….iahgnoangibna."