A/N: Hey folks. I'm actually back, sorta. I'm only here to complete a few story ideas that I loved too much to abandon, like this one. This is only an upgrade since the story was absolutely horrid! I do hope I get my fans back and a few more at that, lol.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or MadTV!
Warning!! The images you are about to see will make damn near no sense and will be completely random!
Chapter 1
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!
Neji got in position to receive Lee's pass.
"Nice bounce pass Lee," he said catching the basketball.
"Thanks Neji. Did you hear the news about Itachi?" Lee asked.
"You mean the captain of the basketball team?" Neji said with a confused expression.
"He's trying out for the high school musical," Lee grinned.
"No way!" Neji exclaimed.
"He's been keeping his beautiful singing voice a secret," Lee told his fellow teammate.
"That's shocking! Well I guess all teenagers have secrets."Neji said, "In fact I've got a little one of my own."
All of a sudden music started to play out of nowhere.
"Every time I miss a shot my uncle screams damn Neji
Then he takes a spatula and really beats on me.
If we lose a game he whips my ass with his favorite leather belt
Last night he worked me over good check all these nasty whelps,"Neji sang.
"What a secret ,oh what a secret.
Better keep it. You better keep it," everyone sang.
"Got a ton of blisters on my butt," Neji cried holding his ass. A tear rolled down his cheek.
"Zip you're lip and keep you're big mouth shut," every one sang ignoring his pain.
Ino ran into the gym along with Sakura. "Since we were being honest we've got secrets too!" Both the girls appeared in tiny cheerleading outfits and began bouncing around.
"I put too much food in
but I wanna be thin
so I do something extremal," Sakura began to sing.
"When my hunger pains surge
I bend and I purge
I got a wicked case of bulimia." The pink haired girl bounced around with a big grin.
"And I think you look great
but I've put on wait
I've got one month to go," Ino sang.
"There's a bun in my oven
From after school lovin'
With lazy ass Shikamaru...That doesn't-"Ino said before she was pushed out of the way.
"What a secret ,oh what a secret.
Better keep it. You better keep it," the singing continued as everyone ignored Ino's water breaking. The blond girl waddled on the floor crying out for an ambulance.
"Don't rat me out or you'll get cut," the lazy boy smirked.
"Zip you're lip and keep you're big mouth shut," everyone continued to sing.
"Hey I've got a secret too. I'm half man!"Kagome yelled.
"...You're not even from this school!" Neji yelled hitting the genderless priestess with a randomly appearing boot.
"Since everybody's coming clean I never learned to read
My locker is filled with crystal meth, and ecstasy, and weed!
And I've got another secret that you never would have guessed!
I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest!" Lee screeched.
"What a secret ,oh what a secret.
Better keep it. You better keep it," every one sang staying far away from Lee.
"I also only have one nut," Lee said before bursting into tears and running out of the gym. Talk about your social life killer.
"Zip you're lip and keep you're big mouth shut," they all sang on.
"HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!" every one yelled for no reason.
"Wait. Don't stop yet." Tenten yelled as she ran into the gym out of breath, "I have a secret to sing about." Once again the creepy high school musical music began to play.
"What is it?" Neji asked.
"I have juvenile diabetes," she said with a hideous pout.
"Bummer. Wanna sing about it?" Sakura asked...like an idiot.
Tenten back handed the girl. "No shit dipshit."
Neji sat there twitching and looking at he pants.
"When my insolent levels get out of whack
I can have a stroke or heart attack.
Shit. Oh crap!
Candy bar! Candy bar!" Tenten cried as she began to die on the floor.
Neji stood up and kicked the girl in the chest. "You bitch!"
Unfortunately the brown haired girl began to foam at the mouth… All over Neji's new shoes. He paniced and ran from the gym yelling about evil pickle eating penguins and whatnot. Yes, this was a normal day in this normal highschool and life would continue on like this for quite sometime.
A/N: It's still really short lol and pretty much the same aside from grammar and puncutation corrections. Oh, I took some of the ending out but yeah all and all it's good enough for me. The next chapter should be out by next Wednesday or before. Don't forget to leave me happy little reviews.