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Frodo and the muffins
Frodo, Sam and Gollum were in Mordor and they still had many days to travel. They were all out of food and had nothing to eat.
While walking along the hard rock, Frodo glanced down and found a muffin. His beautiful eyes got as big as dinner plates with excitement and greed.
"Mine, mine. My precious. My yummy precious." Whispered Frodo as he sat crouched down in a little corner nibbling on the muffin like a deranged squirrel.
"Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked when he saw that Frodo was starting to look like Gollum.
Frodo slowly turned around to see Sam coming toward him. "RAHHH!" *hiss* *spit* "Mine, my muffin. I found it. You can't have it! Mine, mine, mine, stay away all of you! I found it, you didn't! Mine, mine it is all mine! My precious muffin!!!!!!!!" With that Frodo stuffed the muffin into his mouth. Frodo swallowed it all at once. He choked. He died.
The End
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I know it sucked and all flames are allowed, but it was my first one and if you liked this one then you will love my second one. Okay. Rate it. Namarië!
Frodo and the muffins
Frodo, Sam and Gollum were in Mordor and they still had many days to travel. They were all out of food and had nothing to eat.
While walking along the hard rock, Frodo glanced down and found a muffin. His beautiful eyes got as big as dinner plates with excitement and greed.
"Mine, mine. My precious. My yummy precious." Whispered Frodo as he sat crouched down in a little corner nibbling on the muffin like a deranged squirrel.
"Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked when he saw that Frodo was starting to look like Gollum.
Frodo slowly turned around to see Sam coming toward him. "RAHHH!" *hiss* *spit* "Mine, my muffin. I found it. You can't have it! Mine, mine, mine, stay away all of you! I found it, you didn't! Mine, mine it is all mine! My precious muffin!!!!!!!!" With that Frodo stuffed the muffin into his mouth. Frodo swallowed it all at once. He choked. He died.
The End
*****
I know it sucked and all flames are allowed, but it was my first one and if you liked this one then you will love my second one. Okay. Rate it. Namarië!