CHAPTER 1: HAHAHA

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? TO ALL THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE?" shouted the chief of police pacing back and forth. Connor was sitting in a straight jacket in a dark room with one light and it's on Connor, he smirked his scarred up face and replied "Cuz it's fun.."

the chief stopped and looked at him with wide eyes and a dropped jaw "H..h...how would your family feel about what you have done?"

"They don't care.." he said with his head down looking at the floor

"And why is that?"

"Cuz they're gone."

"Gone?"

"yeah...gone, they left the state after they heard that there was a killer goin' round hehe man if they only knew that they were living with him HAHA!"

"What are you…" chief asked breathing heavily

"HAHA OH HO HO ISN'T THAT FUCKING QUESTION! WHAT ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR WIFE?! IM HUMAN THAT SIMPLE, JUST ONE THAT WANTS MORE!ONE THAT WANTS TO PROVE A POINT!"

"How do you know I have a wife?! And what point?"

Connor is quiet and starts laughing

"HOW DO YOU KNOW HER!?" asked the chief more concerned about his wife

"You remember when you were on a 2 day trip to jail to make sure all of the criminals got there?" said Connor

"Where are you going with this?"

"When you get home you will find her on your bed.."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?"

"Let's just say that I tried to tango with her torso but I let go…."

the chief started to tear up and fill up with anger "YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!"

chief runs out of the room leaving the door open while in the back of his head he is thinking of all the great memories he has had with her, he rushed to open his car door and he went home and it occurred to him he just left a serial killer alone with an open door. Meanwhile Connor got up and walked over to the door looking for a knife or something sharp to attempt to cut up his straight jacket and maybe get free, he heard walking close to the door and he hid next to it "Hey wasn't there someone in here before?" the policemen walked in holding his tazer, Connor tackled him and started knawing at the man he was CHOMPING at the police officer Connor went for the throat and bit down on the officer's neck drawing blood the police officer tazed Connor but it was not as effective as it should have been it just made Connor bit harder and Connor started jerking his head back and forth and left to right at that point there was a pool of blood and not 30s later the police officer was dead with only half a neck left "Yummy" Connor's face was bloody and his eyes widened he looked at the dead policeman and he saw the tazer and picked it up with his mouth but it came to him that how would it be useful if you're using it with you mouth so he dropped it and started to run out of the police office and luckily all the officers were on break so he sprinted out getting seen by the officer at the desk but he didn't care and he kept running the officer at the desk yelled for backup "All officers to elm street we have an escaped criminal and he is very dangerous" the chief just arrived at his home and the house was quiet chief ran up stairs and everything was ok it was all just a ruse to get him to leave with the door open and he realized that he just let a killer free.