First Akatsuki story is a collection of little drabble stories. I hope you like anyway. Go on, start reading!


It was another one of those days where the clouds were extra fluffy and drifting in the morning sky. The sky was a light blue that anyone would agree to be beautiful. The sun was high in the sky over the Akatsuki base. The members were loafing around. But who was loafing around the most was our dear, immortal Jashinist. Hidan walked sluggishly through the halls. It was early, 11:00 to be exact, in his opinion. He hated waking up so early especially when there was no reason to. It was Saturday, dammit! He wanted to sleep in for a change. He grumbled even more until he reached his partner's room. He knocked at the door obnoxiously. If anyone wasn't awake already, they certainly would be now. Hidan kept pounding on the door.

"Hey!! Kakuzu! Are you up??? WAKE UP KAKUZU!!!!!" Hidan yelled. The door opened quickly. Hidan fell to the ground. He looked up to see his partner well awake and…upset? Hidan stood up.

"Hey, Kakuzu, do we have anything to do? I mean, a jinchuriki hunt or something?"

Kakuzu didn't answer. He only glared at Hidan. Hidan raised a brow. He never really liked when Kakuzu glared at him, even more so when he was wearing his mask and head covering. It just made the glare more…threatening. Hidan sighed.

"Fine, fine, I can see you're in one of your moods, so I'll go do my own thing." Hidan walked away. The door was shut as soon as he turned around. Hidan scratched his head. What was up with that shitwad? He was in more of a bad mood than usual. He ignored it. Maybe Kakuzu just needed some time with his money. Right now, Hidan was only worried about one thing. What to watch on the brand spanking new TV Pein decided to get for the base. He smiled to himself. Jackass was one of the greatest shows in TV history, so he would watch that. But wait! What if it wasn't on? Hidan thought about it. Channel surfing was usually the best option. He smiled once more and walked through the living room. Some chick flick was playing, but the two on the couch weren't paying attention. They were too busy exploring each other's mouths. Hidan smiled.

"Pein, Konan. How's it taste?"

They both separated immediately. Pein looked back at Hidan. He was pretty upset that now would be the time that he came walking in.

"W-what are you doing here?" Pein said. Hidan smirked and walked over to the couch and looked between the two. He laughed when he saw the blushes on their faces (we all know Hidan sounds like when he laughs! If not, go to YouTube and check out 'Hidan's laugh'). Pein hit him on the top of his head really hard, he was that embarrassed. That only made Hidan laugh harder. Konan raised up her hand completely made of paper. Hidan stopped laughing. It wouldn't kill him, no, but it hurt like hell. They sat in awkward silence.

"So…how long have you two known each other?" He said before laughing again. Pein and Konan stood up and left mumbling to themselves. Hidan smiled. His improvisation plan worked. Now the TV was his. He plopped down on the couch and flipped through the channels. Deidara walked through the room and saw him.

"Whatcha' watchin', un?"

"I don't know yet, dipshit. Leave me alone!"

"Jeez…you're grumpier than Kakuzu is, un."

Hidan mocked Deidara and repeated everything he said in an annoying voice. Deidara sighed. Hidan frowned.

"Um, you went to see Kakuzu?"

"I need some repairs…" Deidara lifted up his unattached arm. Hidan hmmed.

"Did he, uh, mention anything about me…?"

"No, un. Should he have, hm?"

Hidan grabbed Deidara's long bang and pulled him down to earshot.

"Look, the fucker's mad at me and I have no fucking idea why."

Deidara raised a brow at him. He was even a little pissed, you could say. Hidan released his bang. Deidara shook his head.

"Are you kidding me? I heard the story. You stabbed his heart."

Hidan crumpled his face. He did what now? Deidara and Hidan had a staring contest until Deidara gasped with irritation.

"You don't even remember, un!!" He said. Hidan scratched his head.

"Y-yeah I do!! Don't tell me what I don't know you girly cocksucker!"

"GIRLY!!?" Deidara yelled. He and Hidan swung at each other, hitting each other like they were in third grade or something. Deidara finally quit and huffed. Hidan smiled. In his mind, he had won that little bout.

"God damn, Hidan, you're really stupid, un."

Hidan narrowed his eyes as a warning. Deidara glared back.

"BAKA! You thought you were killing off Shikamaru, but he {SPOILER!} tricked you by using Kakuzu's blood! You stabbed his heart out instead!"

Hidan's eyes widened. He began to sweat. He tried to play off his mistake.

"N-no way, Dei. I'm pretty sure that was you." Hidan said. He slumped. That was a horrible comeback. He looked up at Deidara. He was smiling because he had won the argument. Hidan stood up.

"Fine, I'll go apologize, but he doesn't want to see me."

Deidara crossed his arms…sort of. Hidan threw his hands up and groaned. He would go see Kakuzu, but only if it meant getting away from Deidara the smartass. He stomped until he reached Kakuzu's room yet again. He knocked softly this time. The door opened a little.

"Kakuzu…um, er, well…Deidara told me about the whole taking one of you hearts thing. NO! OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!! KAKUZU!!!"

"Relax, I was just unlocking it." Kakuzu rolled his eyes. Hidan sighed and walked into the room behind Kakuzu. Kakuzu sat on his bed.

"Okay, I'm ready to listen."

Hidan took a deep breath and swallowed hard. A lump formed in his throat. He hit himself in the chest extremely hard.

"Kakuzu. It took me all morning to figure out why you're mad at me. It's because I took away one of your five hearts…I'm sorry." He said. Kakuzu leaned back on his bed. Hidan crossed his arms.

"Aren't you going to forgive me?" He asked crossly. Kakuzu chuckled. Hidan looked at him.

"What's so funny, Kakuzu?"

"You."

"Me? What do you think is so funny about me you fucking-"

"I didn't mean it like that. I wasn't mad at you because you took my heart. I have Kakashi's now, remember?"

Hidan almost wanted to cry. He had been thinking about this and feeling kind of bad because he thought he was the reason Kakuzu was pissed! Now, he finds out he just wasted his time?? Kakuzu sighed.

"I was mad because I was up all night trying to sell shit on eBay and only made a couple hundred dollars!" He grumbled. Hidan's mouth hung open.

"That's it?"

"Money makes the world go round, Hidan."

"Heh, you're going to hell fucker. Praise Jashin-sama."

"If I'm going to hell, at least I won't have to deal with you anymore."

"Ha ha." Hidan rolled his eyes.

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