HELLO THERE! So I'm doing something new: Alex made a fanfic about how he would react if he was Blu in Rio 2 after the pit of doom (ugh, I hate that art). But anyways, he asked how ALL of us would react. So this is how I would react:
Ok. Everyone is gone. My "dad-in-law" hates me even more. My family thinks I'm an idiot. HEY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER PLAY THIS GAME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
-Jewel: Blu?
(I turn around and saw Jewel. She always made me happy. Even if I only see her.)
-Me: Yes?
-Jewel: Are you ok?
(… WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT QUESTION WHEN MY FACE IS LIKE ON THE GROUND?! I'M NOT OK!)
-Me: Yeah. I'm ok.
(Ok. I don't like to lie, but this is the perfect moment.)
-Me: Let's just go home.
(Wherever it is.)
-Jewel: Blu… We can't.
-Me: What?!
-Jewel: I mean, look at the kids. They love it here. Just because you lost the game…
-Me: I LOST THE GAME?!
-Jewel: Blu, listen. My father told you about this. He knew you would screw up.
(SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT!)
-Me: You didn't say that…
-Jewel: No! I mean… He knew that you can't play this game. He knew about it and you still tried to prove yourself! I know my dad hates you…
-Me: And YOU still can talk about it?! WITH HIM?! WHY?!
-Jewel: I never had the time.
(SHE NEVER HAD THE TIME!?)
-Me: YOU NEVER HAD THE TIME?!
-Jewel: No, no! I mean, I was so happy to be back that… Look. I didn't saw my family for a very long time. You knew about it and you never accepted it!
-Me: Because they told us that we were the last of our kind!
-Jewel: Yes! But you knew better! BUT NO! MISTER HUMAN BIRD WAS SCARED ABOUT THE JUNGLE!
-Me: WELL I WAS CAPTURED WHEN I WAS YOUNG!
-Jewel: IF YOU JUST JUMPED OUT OF YOUR TREE, THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPENED! YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER!
(YOU STUPID *****)
-Me: You know what?! I'M DONE! I'M GOING BAK HOME WITHOUT YOU! NEITHER THE CHILDREN! IF YOU WANT TO DIE HERE, THEN DIE!
-Jewel: DIE HERE?! YOU CAN'T EVEN LAST A SECOND WITHOUT LINDA AND TULIO! WITHOUT HUMANS! YOU REALLY THINK THAT WE WOULDN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU?! FINE! THEN JUST GO!
(She flies away to the jungle. Somehow I see some tears coming out of her eyes. I truly messed up.)
-Me: (Sigh) Well, time to go… (I check the GPS) How are you still operational? Wait a minute! WERE THE HELL IS MINESSOTA?!
Well, this is it. That's how I would react. How about you?