The Great Sue Hunt
The Headless Hunt was assembled.
Which was odd as only Sir Patrick was there waiting in a room behind a desk, in front of the desk was a circle of comfy couches, awaiting the arrival of Nearly-Headless Nick.
There was a lack of a knock on the door as Nick floated through it.
"Ah! Hello Sir Nicholas!" Sir Patrick said jovially.
"I understand sir that you have changed you opinion on my joining the Headless Hunt" Nearly Headless Nick said excitedly.
"Well yes, but our activities have how shall I put it…changed temporarily"
"How so?"
"There has been a disturbing…magical outburst and the situation is far too volatile for it to continue"
Grimacing Sir Patrick put a violently fluorescent green book on the desk in front of him.
"Sir Patrick...how are you able to hold that?"
"It is a work of utmost evil. I have no doubt it was forged by the dark lord itself"
The door opened again. This time Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley and The Weasley twins entered, along with Professor Snape.
"Professor Snape may I ask why I have the pleasure of your visit. With students."
"After reviewing the contents of the…book I have seen it as an appropriate punishment for these students."
"You read it?"
"I read a few pages"
"But you-"
"I see no problem with it I have here a note to support this punishment signed by Mister Argus Filch"
"Strictly speaking Mr Filch isn't- "
Hermione was stopped by a slap to the back of her head.
"Miss Granger if you insist on speaking out of turn you and your friends shall be punished further"
"May I ask why they are to be given this punishment?" Nearly Headless Nick asked wearily.
"They were out after hours in the halls"
"You don't understand Neville lost his toad again-"
"Mister Weasley you have been warned do you wish to be punished further?"
"Professor Snape if you insist on giving this punishment I must implore you to sit in and make sure they do not go out of line"
Snapes face darkened.
"If you insist"
All assembled sat, or floated over the couches.
"Sir Nick if you could please begin?"
"If you insist"
the princess of magic by awesumwitcheprincezz
"What?"
"You will find her spelling and grammar, however non-existent they are at the start will only worsen."
Hermione paled.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A/N: So yeah…I mainly operate in the humour and parody area. This is inspired by Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by Crazyroninchick, of the Lord of the Rings fandom, Why Canon and Fanon don't mix by aldssg of the Inheritance Cycle fandom and Supernatural meets Sue-pernatural by Cassie Winchester. I recommend them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------