Day 1
Yuniaia- Hello everybody who is sitting on those hard chairs! I'm your host Yuniaia! To be completely honest, those stupid Square E. characters didn't really want to do this so I tie them up when they was sleeping and brought them here for you guys! THANK ME! YOUR WELCOME ME! Anyway, our second host is… a guest from Spria, Fiona!
Fiona- Hiya! I'm your second host Fiona! For the people who do the most dares wins a gil reward when this ends… which is never.
Yuniaia- I just said that you're Fiona...
Fiona- I know… Anyway, I know my clothing is a little weird who cares! And are you people having fun sitting on those hard chairs watching this stupid thing? Anyway, we host are doing something special so the first day won't be boring!
Yuniaia & Fiona- GIVING A SPECIAL PLAYER A QUESTION, DARE, AND TRUTH!
Yuniaia- One player will get the unexpected...
Fiona- Only one player for today...
Genesis- Can we just get this over with!?
Yuniaia- Shut up LOVELESS geek! We don't want this to be short and not entertaining for our readers!
Genesis- Some readers like to read short things…
Fiona- Shut up before I kick you out, no wait we need you…
Genesis- (read LOVELESS out loud)
Yuniaia & Fiona- NOBODY WANNA HEAR YOU READ LOVELESS WITH YOUR ANNOYING SOUNDING VOICE!
Genesis-…. (stops reading LOVELESS)
Yuniaia- Alright, for our readers, we will give out an example on what you suppose to do when you want to ask the players questions.
Fiona- There will be 1 question for a player 1 dare for a player, and 1 truth for a player.
Yuniaia- Even though, you readers don't have to 1 question, 1 dare, and1 truth for one player. You can do how many questions, dares, and truths for each or one player you want!
Fiona- Alright let's know who our players are!
Genesis- Finally!
Yuniaia- Shut up, stupid!
Fiona- First we have the annoying Genesis who is always reading LOVELESS.
Genesis- The gift of the goddess is-
Yuniaia- Shut up Genesis! Next, we have the loud mouth Lindsay.
Lindsay- HIII PEOPLE!
Fiona- See what she mean?
Yuniaia- Next we have the man who will probably NEVER cut his hair, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth- Got a problem?
Yuniaia- (nods) Yes I do! Thank you asking!
Fiona- Really? Next… NO WHY!?
Yuniaia- JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
Everybody not Yuniaia- Seriously?
Fiona- Okay…? Next we have the worst woman in the world, Mazora!
Sephiroth- You can say that again…
Mazora- You guys are the worst friends ever…
Fiona- You really don't mean that…
Mazora- True, true…
Yuniaia- How many do we got left!?
Fiona- 2 but it would be 3 but Cloud caught a cold and won't be back until the 5th day.
Yuniaia & Mazora- Really? I didn't know clouds catch colds…
Fiona- Seriously?
Yuniaia- Yup! Next we have Zack the puppy also an idiot…
Zack- Ouch…
Fiona- I agree with Yuniaia…
Zack- Double ouch…
Fiona- And lastly, we have the shyest girl on Earth, Jessica!
Jessica-….
Yuniaia- See? (gasps) NOW WE CAN DO THE FUN PART!
Players- You mean the torture?
Yuniaia- No…
Fiona- Anyway, here are the QDT for…. Sephiroth!
Yuniaia- Yes!
Sephiroth- :(
Sephiroth- Q- Will you please cut your hair!? D- I dare you to cut your hair with that extremely long sword of yours? T- Is it true that you're not wearing a wig?
Sephiroth- Why me? And why do you keep asking about my hair?
Everybody not Sephiroth- (sings) IT'S LONG!
Sephiroth- So what?
Everybody not Sephiroth- (sings) VERY LONG!
Sephiroth- So what I'm different!
Everybody not Mazora and Sephiroth- (sings) IN A GIRLY WAY!
Sephiroth- T_T
Mazora- (laughs)
Sephiroth- That's rude!
Everybody not Mazora and Sephiroth- (sings) WE'RE NOT RUDE!
Rude- Why you guys call me?
Everybody not Rude- (sings) NOT YOU RUDE!
Rude- Oh then bye! (leave)
Yuniaia- (to Sephiroth) Please do not sing!
Sephiroth- T_T
Mazora- (laughs)
Fiona- Just answer the thingies!
Sephiroth- I will never-
Yuniaia- (interrupts) Give you dis-pear!
Sephiroth-…. No… I will never cut my hair! I will not use my sword to cut my hair. And I don't wear a wig!
Yuniaia- Your hair is like a rope! And your eyelashes is like a horse's!
Mazora- Everything she says is so true! (laughs)
Sephiroth- Now your talking about my eyelashes!
Yuniaia- And you need to start eating more before you look like Cloud!
Sephiroth-...T_T Now your talking about my weight!
Zack- That's just rude…
Rude- What now?
Zack- Not you Rude…
Rude- Oh, (leaves)
Mazora- (laughs)
Yuniaia- Please tell me Mazora, what do you even see in him!?
Mazora- EVERYTHING!
Yuniaia- Not until check out some other things like this...
Mazora- Say what!?
Fiona- Yup and there are some crazy dares!
Mazora- Dear God… (to Sephiroth) Am I your girlfriend yet?
Yuniaia- 0-0
Fiona- 0-0
Players not Sephiroth- 0-0
Crowd- Oooohhh!
One Sephiroth Fan girl- She's not worth the time!
Mazora- One Sephiroth fan girl is about to get punch in the face and she's living with her mommy!
Crowd- OOOOOOOOO!
Yuniaia- This is not Girls' Generation's Cheep Creeper Mazora!
Fiona- No it was actually 'Living with your mommy'.
Sephiroth- I hate it when she's like this…
Mazora- So am I? You remember when you-
Sephiroth- (interrupts) I remember and you don't need to say it out loud…
Yuniaia- Aww, that was so-
Sephiroth- (interrupts) Shut up!
Yuniaia- Who you telling to 'shut up' Mr. Girly!?
Sephiroth- Now your giving my nicknames!
Mazora- Sooo?
Sephiroth- No!
Mazora- Aww…
Yuniaia- Mr. Ugly skinny long haired goat!
Sephiroth- Now you're calling me an animal!
Fiona- Anyway! We should get to the point since we spend the chapter talking about Sephiroth.
Sephiroth- All bad things, all bad things…
Yuniaia- Yup I sure did talk about the long haired goat! Anyway, if you have any QDTs feel free put it in review!
Sephiroth- And if you have any comments about Yuniaia talking about me please review about that!
Yuniaia- He said 'please'! (laughs)
Mazora- If you have dares for Sephy please make sure they deal with me…
Yuniaia- If you want to do what Mazora said then.. feel free!
Everybody- Until next time! Stay tuned for Day 2! :D