Real men wear pink undies. However, Jamal didn't. So all the other men made fun of him. This made him schitzo. he had two personalities. One was named Vincent. He always tore his panties. His friend named Rabone the morbidly obese jumped like a hippo on Vincent.
So Rabone shat on Vincent and killed him.
Jamal cried all day and then jumped Rabone and raped his ass. This pissed Jamal's parents off. So they sent him a Howler and forced him to get a job at the happy hotel.
Once there was a hic named Muffin Man. He always broke the fuckers mouth. They were trying to make drawings of his penis.This angered the muffin man so he went to fuck their mothers. This disturbed the fuckers and they raped each other. Now there was a gang war that hardened the penuses of everyone who became involved.
Suddenly, there was a thump on the fifth story. The fuckers went to investigate and found Frosty the snowman fucking the Three blind mice with the muffin man filming. Frosty the snowman said, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." and posted the videos on the internet and became a porn star called Buck Nasty.
People from the south rejoiced and had a huge orgy. Citizens around William street were particularly happy from all the attention, so they shouted, "Look there's a newly married, inter-racial gay couple burning an American flag!" This started a huge gay pile on top of the muffin man, who didn't exactly mind. Ze fuckin' end