Light Yagami strolled down the street, whistling. He was whistling so madly one might think he was having a seizure.
'Why the happy face, Light,' Ryuk asked.
'You know why,' Light grinned an insane grin. 'This world is crap. I am curing it. With my Death Note.'
'Y'know, normal people, would be afraid of the power they had in their hands.'
Light swore at Ryuk and opened the door to his house.
'Another day of cleansing the world,' Light kept his wide grin going. He definitely looked insane now. 'I think I shall have a meal while doing my holy work.'
'Eating while killing?' Ryuk said. 'That's utter crap.'
But Light didn't hear him, he was too absorbed in his dreams of becoming the god of the new world. He selected a bag of potato chips and then headed upstairs.
He sat down in his desk. Looked at the packet. Took out the Death Note.
'I think I'll take a potato chip…' Light almost shouted, 'AND EAT IT!'
He bit down dramatically.
'This is crap,' Ryuk commented.
Suddenly Light noticed something. The curtains were yellow. But he clearly remembered them as always being pink. He peered at the yellow curtains. Ah, never mind, there was more important work to be done.
Light then wrote a few names in the death note. Then suddenly he bent over, panting as if he just screwed someone. He was also chuckling quietly.
The door opened.
Light immediately assumed the guise of a normal, sane student. 'Hello, mother,' he said politely.
'Hello Light,' his mother replied worriedly. 'I heard…strange sounds from you room. Is everything all right.'
'Oh it's fine, mother,' Light said, trying to suppress the urge to grin madly.
The door closed. Immediately Light stretched his smile wide.
'Poor, poor, Sachiko,' he said, using his mother's first name. 'She has no idea of the big picture…'
'She better keep on her toes. Or else I'll kill her…hehehehehe. Soon, Ryuk, I'll become God!'
'I think you're forgetting who the real god is.' Ryuk sighed.
Suddenly Light noticed the walls were red. Strange, they were blue before.
'It's time I reveal something to you, Light,' Ryuk said, spreading his wing-thingies. This on its own did not scare Light, but coupled by the sudden change in his desk. It had turned brown and had a small wooden hammer on it.
'This whole thing has been a dream,' Ryuk said.
Light snorted.
'I am just a manifestation of your mind. In actuality, you're in a mental institution.'
'Trying to scare me with silly lies?' Light shouted, but was disconcerted when a black hole suddenly formed in the room. Names slithered across the red walls. The Death Note grew in size.
'You were a pathetic man, Light, but you become even more pathetic when you met me,' Ryuk said calmly. 'I have one last comment. Your life is crap.'
That saying, he flew through the window while Light got sucked into the black hole.
Two hours later….
Light opened his eyes. He was facing a room with white walls. He was in a straitjacket.
He really had a mental illness.
Light started to scream in horror. Gone was the Death Note!
It wasn't fair! He was supposed to become the One! He was supposed to become God!
As Light's family watched Light through the one-way mirror, Ryuk landed next to them. He then turned to look at you.
'This ending is crap.' He said.