A/N: WOOOOOOOO! It's Karin and Yuzu's birthday! (May 6th) Yeah. I had to let that out.
This is part one of three. Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Bleach is not mine.
"Another mission already? You came by here a week ago!"
"It's not my fault they sent me here, Kurosaki."
"I'm just saying that it isn't necessary for you to be in Karakura. I mean, I'm here. Oh, and did I mention that Don and that afro shinigami dude were here too?"
Hitsugaya sighed. 'Might as well do this now so that my death won't be as gruesome.'
"All I'm saying is that you should leave now, Toushirou—"
"Hitsugaya-taichou."
"Damn it, Toushirou! Why does it matter to you? And can you hurry up? I can't keep Karin and Yuzu waiting for me. It's their birthday today."
Crap. He had forgotten Karin's birthday too. At this rate, he was going to die thrice.
"Didn't you say earlier that there was something you wanted to tell me?"
"As a matter of fact, yes. I do need to tell you something."
"I'm listening."
"Good. Now I can tell you that—"
Yeah, tell him. Let him know that you're dating Karin.
'Shut up, Hyourinmaru. I was getting there! You don't have a say in this. I'm the one telling him, so shut up."
Whatever you say, boss.
"I'm not being paid to stand here, so HURRY THE HELL UP."
Hitsugaya hissed. "I'm very sorry. Would you be happier If I did pay you?"
"Get to the point."
"Fine. I'm..." Hitsugaya hesitated.
"Don't be shy. I'm not going to laugh that much."
"Okay, okay. This thing I wanted to tell you, it's a serious matter, so I want you to accept it as I go along."
"Go on."
"I just wanted to inform you that..."
"That?"
"I am in a relationship."
The Kurosaki snickered.
"You're kidding."
"I'm not."
"Yes you are."
He really wanted to kill Ichigo.
"Kurosaki, I don't kid."
"But you are a kid, HitsuGAYa-taichou." An emphasis was put on the word 'gay'.
The child prodigy fumed. "I'm not gay!"
"Then why is the word gay in your name?"
"It isn't. You're just stupid to even dare accuse me of being gay."
"But it isn't an accusation. It's the truth."
"I'm not homosexual. How many times do I have to tell you? And my name is pronounced Hit-su-GUY-a Toushirou. Get it in your head."
"Nah, I still don't see it. You're more of a gay than a guy."
"How?"
"Well first of all, you're hygienic and good-looking."
Hitsugaya's cheeks turned purple.
"And you call me gay."
Ichigo came into realization.
"No! I-It's not like that!"
"Watch your words then."
"You're still gay. You know that."
"No I AM NOT. I can prove it to you." All so suddenly, a girl approached the two.
It was Yuzu.
"Yuzu? What are you doing here?"
She pouted. "You took so long, Ichi-nii. So I told Karin I would check on you."
Ichigo glared at the boy beside him.
The Kurosaki sister turned to face Hitsugaya.
"Do I know you?" She gave him a lopsided smile.
"No, but I think that if I kissed you, I would." Hitsugaya smirked.
"W-what? Toushirou what do you—" He was too late. Hitsugaya had pressed his lips onto Yuzu's.
"Oh no, you don't!" Angered, he pulled them apart.
Hitsugaya wasn't too dismayed. However, Yuzu shuffled off in another direction; her cheeks bright red.
"Look at what you just did! Yuzu hates people who touch her inappropriately!"
"I didn't touch her."
"Yes you did."
"We're not going there again."
"..."
"Well, at least she has an idea of what kind of person I am."
"You mean a player?"
"Hell no! I was just trying to prove that I'm straight!"
Ichigo growled.
"You failed the test."
"Wait...what?"
"Karin's not going to be happy when she finds out that you're cheating on her," Ichigo spoke calmly as he began to walk away.
Shocked, Hitsugaya tried to search for the right words to say.
"Y-You knew all along?"
"Of course. Karin told me a month ago."
Hitsugaya cringed. What was he going to do once Ichigo told her about what had just happened?
He knew couldn't stop Ichigo from telling her. Besides, Yuzu could tell her.
He also knew for sure he couldn't run. She would find him in a matter of seconds.
Perhaps a new soccerball would convince her to spare his life.