PS3's or Xbox 360's!
Note: I wrote this entry because I thought this would be funny. Enjoy and review.
Chapter 1. The Great Brag
John stared at his broken PS2. He also lost his xbox a few days ago. Right now he blew it up because it didn't have halo in it.
"Well Cortana, looks like we have to buy a next-gen console," John said.
He ran out of the house, and drove his warthog to Best Buy, and he went inside, and went to the gaming section of the store. He played the Xbox 360 demos for awhile, and felt pleased.
"Should I get this Xbox 360, or wait until the PS3 is released?" he asked some employees and customers.
"Hell no! Get a PS3! 360's have no Blu-Ray Disc player!" a customer yelled.
"Yea! Buy an Xbox 360, PS3 have crappy games! What the hell is Genji, and Gran Turismo! If you're an FPS fan, buy a 360 mate!" an Australian person yelled.
"I agree! 360's will have Halo 3, Call of Duty 2, and most importantly, Oblivion!" an employee called out.
John stared at the floor, thinking really hard.
"I can't buy rated M games! Is there any good rated T game for PS3?" John yelled.
Everyone paused, and stared at the floor.
"Sorry mate, there are no fun PS3 rated T games. I bet you're better off with a 360," the Australian guy said.
Everyone nodded. John quickly went to the Xbox 360 section, but it was sold out!
More chapters in a few days!