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always will own my imagination. So that is something you can't have.
At a wedding somewhere. Two people were getting married. Rowen and Mia were standing in front of the minster as they talked.
"Do you Rowen Hashiba take this woman to be your awful wedded wife? Blah blah blah blah blah."
Rowen and Mia looked at them, "Awful?" The both said.
"Yes. Awful. I mean lawful. Lawful."
"I do."
"And do you Mia take this sexy bastard to be your stud muffin for ever and ever untill I kill you and make him mine?"
"Ugh....I do."
"I now pronounce you sext hunk and bitch." The minster annouced, "Now kiss him before I do it."
Mia and Rowen kissed and everyone cheered.
After the party and stuff. Mia and Rowen were walking to their car. They hopped in and the driver turned around.
"Hiya." She greeted.
"Lita?"
"Yup. Ya know Raye was the minster and I'm the driver."
"No wonder." Rowen muttered, "Anyone else going to pop up like sister."
"Mina? She's in the trunk. Amy's right here, Serena's on the roof and Raye is under the car." Lita explained.
"Anyone else?" Mia asked.
"The other guys are following us." She answered.
"This is suppose to be OUR wedding and OUR honeymoon as in his and mine."
"We figured you wouldn't mine."
"Mina's in the trunk?" Rowen questioned, "She can't breath." He climbed out the car and opened the trunk.
"Hi, big bro." Mina waved nervously.
"Get out of there, NOW!"
She climbed out the trunk and dusted herself off.
"Raye get from under there, Serena come down now."
Nothing happen.
"Raye and Serena are with the guys." Mina explained.
Rowen glared at her, "Get in." He opened the door and Mina hopped in and he climbed in after her.
"Hi Mia!"
"Hi Mina."
"Off we go." Lita cheered.
"Lita you passed the freeway to the airport." Amy pointed out.
"SHIT!" Lita screamed and turned to Rowen and Mia. "Don't worry we won't miss the plane." She did a huge U-turn and drove back the other way. She did another u-turne and sped toward the freeway.
"Amy drive!" Mia screamed.
"I'm sorry I can't." Amy answered.
"Why?"
"I hurt my foot and don't want to push pressure to it."
"I'll drive!" Mina volenteered she climbed into the front seat and pulled Lita off the wheel the car swirled and suddenly stopped, "Move Lita!"
"Okay, okay!" Lita and Mina switched places putting Lita in the middle of Mina and Amy.
"Okay let's go!" Mina pressed on the gas and the car sped off.
Thud Thud.
"Mina, you ran over a dog!" Amy screamed.
"Oh I knew I heard a dog crying." Mina said, "Hey the freeway!"
"Mina, before we go onto the freeway." Mia began, "Do you have a license?"
"No."
"WHAT!?" Everyone yelled.
"I had a license, but they took it away."
"Why!?" Mia asked.
"I swear I didn't see that old guy cross the street." She blurted out, "That cat and those flock of birds, honestly."
"Were doomed!" Lita shouted.
Mina continued to the freeway, "Hey that light turned red."
"Don't skip it." Amy ordered. The next thing she saw was a red light get skipped.
"What was that Amy?"
"Nevermind."
Cars honked as Mina flew onto the freeway.
"Don't be downers!" Mina yelled, "Hey what's the difference in the lanes? I've always wanted to know. Ya know why are the signs up there and stuff?"
Everyone's eyes grew really small.
"Mina you've driven on the freeway before, right?" Mia asked.
"No."
Everyone screemed, "Were doomed!"
"Just tell me which way."
"That lane!" Lita pointed at the lane and Mina moved into rather fast, "Use a turning signal!"
"What's that?"
"How did you get a license?" Amy asked
"I slept with the driver instructor." She explained and Rowen fainted. Mia began to fan him.
"Rowen, are you okay?"
Rowen woke up and they all heard something snap.
"What was that?" Rowen asked.
The car came to a slow stop.
"Hey the car stopped." Amy informed.
"To our relife." Mia muttered.
"Hey get out and push, Lita." Mina ordered.
"No way!" Lita exclaimed, "You broke it, you push it!"
"But you stronger than me."
"I'll push. Come on Lita."
Rowen and Lita got out and pushed the car which was in the middle of the freeway. They pushed all the way to the side of the road. Rowen looked under hood and a few minutes later the car with everyone else pulled up. Rowen closed the hood and saw them.
"So what's wrong with the car?" Mia asked.
"The belt was snapped." Rowen glared at Mina who was sitting on the trunk swinging her legs, "Mina, I shame you. Your not my sister anymore."
"Ahh man." Mina said, "Now who do I look up to."
"You looked up to me?"
"Well- Hey I'll look up to Kento now."
"Hey guys why'd you stopped?" Ryo asked.
"We didn't; the car did." Amy explained.
"What's wrong with it?" Kento asked.
"Mina was behind the wheel." Lita answered.
"What's that mean?" Sage asked, "I think she's a great driver."
Everyone looked at him, "Where did you hear that from?" Mia asked.
"I was her driver instructor." He replied, "Why?"
Rowen fainted again and Cye and Kento caught him, "What's wrong with him?" Cye asked.
"He just a little shocked." Lita explained.
"We have ten minutes before the plane leaves." Amy announced.
"Well come on." Ryo rushed.
Everyone, Cye and Kento carrying Rowen, pilled into the other car. Ryo pushed the gas and they drove off. Six minutes thrity-three seconds later, A red navigator came to a sudden stop.
"We have less than five." Amy yelled.
Eleven people jumped out of the car grabbed bags and began to run.
"Excuse me!?"
"Watch out!"
"Coming through!"
"Hey she's wearing my shirt!"
"Serena, watch out for that pole!"
"I see it!"
"Where are we going?"
"To gate 4!"
Two minutes fifteen seconds later.
"We made it!" Serena cheered.
"Which still amazes me." Mia said.
"It takes speed and the ability to push." Kento explained.
They boarded the plane and all sat down.
"Now we get to sit here for who knows how long." Raye muttered.
"Its okay Raye." Serena assured, "I'll be here if you sick."
Someone then screamed at the top of their lungs. Everyone on the plane turned to see Cye and Ryo restraining Lita from running off the plane.
"Lita calm down." Cye said, "Nothing's going to happen."
"Off, Off, Off, Off, Off, get me off this thing." She screamed.
"Don't worry we're all here with you." Ryo reassured.
"Punch me! Someone punch me!"
"I don't hit girls." Cye replied.
"Niether do I." Ryo responded.
Amy walked up to her with Raye and Serena in tow, "On three." Amy said, "One....., two...., three!"
Amy socked Lita and then Serena and Raye did it at the sametime.
"Thank you.....guys." She fell back in Cye's arms passed out.
"Oh I hope we didn't leave marks." Serena wondered.
Rowen began to look around, "Where's the best man?"
"You mean Sage?" Mia asked.
"Yeah HIM!" He replied, "Where is he?"
"I don't know."
"Where's Mina?" He asked.
"I don't know."
Rowen stood up and began to walk around the area they were in.
"What's wrong, Ro." Kento asked.
"Where's my sister? SAGE!"
"Oooo I wouldn't know I'm not their keepers."
Sage poped up from behind Rowen and waved his hand in front of Rowen's face.
"Hey aren't you suppose to be with your...." Sage had trouble getting the last word out, "wife."
"I'm looking for my sister." He then glared at Sage, "You weren't with her were you?"
"I'm seated next to her, but I haven't seen her."
Rowen almost fainted again, but stopped himself, "Sage, let me see your ticket."
"Ugh...okay." Sage handed him the ticket. In return her got Rowen's ticket.
"Go sit next to Mia."
"That's your...." Trouble with the word, "wife."
"I know this, but I think you should talk to her."
"But I'm fine right next to your sister."
"My sister, my wife, what's the difference?"
"Your sister's fine."
Rowen glared at Sage, "What?"
"I said your sister's nice!"
"Great, go sit next to Mia!" He pushed Sage away.
"But...but..." Sage sighed, "whatever."
He walked off and sat next to Mia, "What are you doing here!?"
"Rowen put me here."
Mia jumped over Sage and tackled Rowen to the floor, "I'm not sitting next to him for 25 hours. No way is that happening."
Rowen stared at her, "Okay, okay. I'll sit back next to you."
"Thank you." She got up and helped him up. They both walk back to their seats.
"Sage, you can go."
Sage jumped up and ran, "Thanks, Ro."
"Touch my sister and die!"
The stewardess stood up and began to give the direction.
"Ooooooooo." Serena said in awe, "I want to be just like her."
Raye, who's next to Serena, glanced at her, "No you don't."
"But they get to tell people what to do and show them how to use those little items that get larger." Serena squeaked happily.
"Trust me you don't want to be like her." Raye repeated.
"Why?"
"Because..."
"Because why?" Serena then cocked an eyebrow, "What's so wrong about a flight attendent?"
Raye shuddered and her face went white, "They smile all the time. Even when were all about to crash and die."
Serena screamed to the top of her lungs and then fell on the floor laughing, "Your afraid of flight attendents!" She laughed again.
"I am not!" Raye protested.
"Oh sweet flight attendent lady tell my friend your not some kind of alien."
The woman came over and flashed a smile which made Raye scream and Serena to laugh even harder. Serena then took a long look at the woman and loss all humor whatso ever, "They are kinda creepy. GO AWAY!"
"See I told ja!"
Serena held her head in shame and sat down, "I'll always listen to you from now on."
"Welcome to Alaska Airlines where we know crashing hurts." The captain announced.
People sank down their seats and began to pray to any and every god they could think of.
Mia put her head in her hands and grrred, "This will only and probably will get worst." She then brushed back her hair and shook her head.
Rowen patted her on the back, "Things will get better."
She gave him a slight hint of annoyance, "Did you hit your head while your blonde, crazy sister was driving....I mean running things over and pushing on the gas cause that wasn't driving she was doing." She sighed, "All your friends came on OUR honeymoon trip with us. Is that normal?"
"Its just so we don't get into trouble."
"ALL OF THEM!"
"Okay I don't know." Rowen leaned back on his chair and began to hum to himself ignoring Mia.
"Are you listening to me?"
"No."
She cursed to herself and sat back, "I should have married Sage." She muttered.
The plane took off towards its destination.
A/N: Stay tune for the second part. When they actually get to the place of the honeymoon oh and its made not to have too many description, so you can use your imagination.
At a wedding somewhere. Two people were getting married. Rowen and Mia were standing in front of the minster as they talked.
"Do you Rowen Hashiba take this woman to be your awful wedded wife? Blah blah blah blah blah."
Rowen and Mia looked at them, "Awful?" The both said.
"Yes. Awful. I mean lawful. Lawful."
"I do."
"And do you Mia take this sexy bastard to be your stud muffin for ever and ever untill I kill you and make him mine?"
"Ugh....I do."
"I now pronounce you sext hunk and bitch." The minster annouced, "Now kiss him before I do it."
Mia and Rowen kissed and everyone cheered.
After the party and stuff. Mia and Rowen were walking to their car. They hopped in and the driver turned around.
"Hiya." She greeted.
"Lita?"
"Yup. Ya know Raye was the minster and I'm the driver."
"No wonder." Rowen muttered, "Anyone else going to pop up like sister."
"Mina? She's in the trunk. Amy's right here, Serena's on the roof and Raye is under the car." Lita explained.
"Anyone else?" Mia asked.
"The other guys are following us." She answered.
"This is suppose to be OUR wedding and OUR honeymoon as in his and mine."
"We figured you wouldn't mine."
"Mina's in the trunk?" Rowen questioned, "She can't breath." He climbed out the car and opened the trunk.
"Hi, big bro." Mina waved nervously.
"Get out of there, NOW!"
She climbed out the trunk and dusted herself off.
"Raye get from under there, Serena come down now."
Nothing happen.
"Raye and Serena are with the guys." Mina explained.
Rowen glared at her, "Get in." He opened the door and Mina hopped in and he climbed in after her.
"Hi Mia!"
"Hi Mina."
"Off we go." Lita cheered.
"Lita you passed the freeway to the airport." Amy pointed out.
"SHIT!" Lita screamed and turned to Rowen and Mia. "Don't worry we won't miss the plane." She did a huge U-turn and drove back the other way. She did another u-turne and sped toward the freeway.
"Amy drive!" Mia screamed.
"I'm sorry I can't." Amy answered.
"Why?"
"I hurt my foot and don't want to push pressure to it."
"I'll drive!" Mina volenteered she climbed into the front seat and pulled Lita off the wheel the car swirled and suddenly stopped, "Move Lita!"
"Okay, okay!" Lita and Mina switched places putting Lita in the middle of Mina and Amy.
"Okay let's go!" Mina pressed on the gas and the car sped off.
Thud Thud.
"Mina, you ran over a dog!" Amy screamed.
"Oh I knew I heard a dog crying." Mina said, "Hey the freeway!"
"Mina, before we go onto the freeway." Mia began, "Do you have a license?"
"No."
"WHAT!?" Everyone yelled.
"I had a license, but they took it away."
"Why!?" Mia asked.
"I swear I didn't see that old guy cross the street." She blurted out, "That cat and those flock of birds, honestly."
"Were doomed!" Lita shouted.
Mina continued to the freeway, "Hey that light turned red."
"Don't skip it." Amy ordered. The next thing she saw was a red light get skipped.
"What was that Amy?"
"Nevermind."
Cars honked as Mina flew onto the freeway.
"Don't be downers!" Mina yelled, "Hey what's the difference in the lanes? I've always wanted to know. Ya know why are the signs up there and stuff?"
Everyone's eyes grew really small.
"Mina you've driven on the freeway before, right?" Mia asked.
"No."
Everyone screemed, "Were doomed!"
"Just tell me which way."
"That lane!" Lita pointed at the lane and Mina moved into rather fast, "Use a turning signal!"
"What's that?"
"How did you get a license?" Amy asked
"I slept with the driver instructor." She explained and Rowen fainted. Mia began to fan him.
"Rowen, are you okay?"
Rowen woke up and they all heard something snap.
"What was that?" Rowen asked.
The car came to a slow stop.
"Hey the car stopped." Amy informed.
"To our relife." Mia muttered.
"Hey get out and push, Lita." Mina ordered.
"No way!" Lita exclaimed, "You broke it, you push it!"
"But you stronger than me."
"I'll push. Come on Lita."
Rowen and Lita got out and pushed the car which was in the middle of the freeway. They pushed all the way to the side of the road. Rowen looked under hood and a few minutes later the car with everyone else pulled up. Rowen closed the hood and saw them.
"So what's wrong with the car?" Mia asked.
"The belt was snapped." Rowen glared at Mina who was sitting on the trunk swinging her legs, "Mina, I shame you. Your not my sister anymore."
"Ahh man." Mina said, "Now who do I look up to."
"You looked up to me?"
"Well- Hey I'll look up to Kento now."
"Hey guys why'd you stopped?" Ryo asked.
"We didn't; the car did." Amy explained.
"What's wrong with it?" Kento asked.
"Mina was behind the wheel." Lita answered.
"What's that mean?" Sage asked, "I think she's a great driver."
Everyone looked at him, "Where did you hear that from?" Mia asked.
"I was her driver instructor." He replied, "Why?"
Rowen fainted again and Cye and Kento caught him, "What's wrong with him?" Cye asked.
"He just a little shocked." Lita explained.
"We have ten minutes before the plane leaves." Amy announced.
"Well come on." Ryo rushed.
Everyone, Cye and Kento carrying Rowen, pilled into the other car. Ryo pushed the gas and they drove off. Six minutes thrity-three seconds later, A red navigator came to a sudden stop.
"We have less than five." Amy yelled.
Eleven people jumped out of the car grabbed bags and began to run.
"Excuse me!?"
"Watch out!"
"Coming through!"
"Hey she's wearing my shirt!"
"Serena, watch out for that pole!"
"I see it!"
"Where are we going?"
"To gate 4!"
Two minutes fifteen seconds later.
"We made it!" Serena cheered.
"Which still amazes me." Mia said.
"It takes speed and the ability to push." Kento explained.
They boarded the plane and all sat down.
"Now we get to sit here for who knows how long." Raye muttered.
"Its okay Raye." Serena assured, "I'll be here if you sick."
Someone then screamed at the top of their lungs. Everyone on the plane turned to see Cye and Ryo restraining Lita from running off the plane.
"Lita calm down." Cye said, "Nothing's going to happen."
"Off, Off, Off, Off, Off, get me off this thing." She screamed.
"Don't worry we're all here with you." Ryo reassured.
"Punch me! Someone punch me!"
"I don't hit girls." Cye replied.
"Niether do I." Ryo responded.
Amy walked up to her with Raye and Serena in tow, "On three." Amy said, "One....., two...., three!"
Amy socked Lita and then Serena and Raye did it at the sametime.
"Thank you.....guys." She fell back in Cye's arms passed out.
"Oh I hope we didn't leave marks." Serena wondered.
Rowen began to look around, "Where's the best man?"
"You mean Sage?" Mia asked.
"Yeah HIM!" He replied, "Where is he?"
"I don't know."
"Where's Mina?" He asked.
"I don't know."
Rowen stood up and began to walk around the area they were in.
"What's wrong, Ro." Kento asked.
"Where's my sister? SAGE!"
"Oooo I wouldn't know I'm not their keepers."
Sage poped up from behind Rowen and waved his hand in front of Rowen's face.
"Hey aren't you suppose to be with your...." Sage had trouble getting the last word out, "wife."
"I'm looking for my sister." He then glared at Sage, "You weren't with her were you?"
"I'm seated next to her, but I haven't seen her."
Rowen almost fainted again, but stopped himself, "Sage, let me see your ticket."
"Ugh...okay." Sage handed him the ticket. In return her got Rowen's ticket.
"Go sit next to Mia."
"That's your...." Trouble with the word, "wife."
"I know this, but I think you should talk to her."
"But I'm fine right next to your sister."
"My sister, my wife, what's the difference?"
"Your sister's fine."
Rowen glared at Sage, "What?"
"I said your sister's nice!"
"Great, go sit next to Mia!" He pushed Sage away.
"But...but..." Sage sighed, "whatever."
He walked off and sat next to Mia, "What are you doing here!?"
"Rowen put me here."
Mia jumped over Sage and tackled Rowen to the floor, "I'm not sitting next to him for 25 hours. No way is that happening."
Rowen stared at her, "Okay, okay. I'll sit back next to you."
"Thank you." She got up and helped him up. They both walk back to their seats.
"Sage, you can go."
Sage jumped up and ran, "Thanks, Ro."
"Touch my sister and die!"
The stewardess stood up and began to give the direction.
"Ooooooooo." Serena said in awe, "I want to be just like her."
Raye, who's next to Serena, glanced at her, "No you don't."
"But they get to tell people what to do and show them how to use those little items that get larger." Serena squeaked happily.
"Trust me you don't want to be like her." Raye repeated.
"Why?"
"Because..."
"Because why?" Serena then cocked an eyebrow, "What's so wrong about a flight attendent?"
Raye shuddered and her face went white, "They smile all the time. Even when were all about to crash and die."
Serena screamed to the top of her lungs and then fell on the floor laughing, "Your afraid of flight attendents!" She laughed again.
"I am not!" Raye protested.
"Oh sweet flight attendent lady tell my friend your not some kind of alien."
The woman came over and flashed a smile which made Raye scream and Serena to laugh even harder. Serena then took a long look at the woman and loss all humor whatso ever, "They are kinda creepy. GO AWAY!"
"See I told ja!"
Serena held her head in shame and sat down, "I'll always listen to you from now on."
"Welcome to Alaska Airlines where we know crashing hurts." The captain announced.
People sank down their seats and began to pray to any and every god they could think of.
Mia put her head in her hands and grrred, "This will only and probably will get worst." She then brushed back her hair and shook her head.
Rowen patted her on the back, "Things will get better."
She gave him a slight hint of annoyance, "Did you hit your head while your blonde, crazy sister was driving....I mean running things over and pushing on the gas cause that wasn't driving she was doing." She sighed, "All your friends came on OUR honeymoon trip with us. Is that normal?"
"Its just so we don't get into trouble."
"ALL OF THEM!"
"Okay I don't know." Rowen leaned back on his chair and began to hum to himself ignoring Mia.
"Are you listening to me?"
"No."
She cursed to herself and sat back, "I should have married Sage." She muttered.
The plane took off towards its destination.
A/N: Stay tune for the second part. When they actually get to the place of the honeymoon oh and its made not to have too many description, so you can use your imagination.