Hey guys, this is a new story I am working on. so there's not a lot of crossovers between my two favorite fandoms, so I decide to give it try as a challenge. A unit fic. Hopefully, I won't fail balls at this.
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This was how Eric Cartman's Saturday was going. Why he wasn't out at a bar, partying with bucketfuls of alcohol was the real mystery. Well, it was a long story. Preferably one he would rather not tell. But it did have to do with half of the school bolting to the bathroom stalls to hurl the cafeteria's mystery meatloaf.
Cartman's eyes narrowed. He was getting attacked by these pop-ups, no matter how many times he clicked them. But a new one caught his eye. In bright fuchsia font, it proclaimed, "FREE SET OF HETALIA UNITS! ALONG WITH NEW, `SPECIAL`, UNRELEASED, ONE OF A KIND, UNITS!"
Cartman's eyes suddenly took on an air of interest. Free? Now there was something. He quickly scanned the popup again.
"Print out your free Hetalia units coupon and redeem it at your local lotto office!"
Cartman grinned. He had heard about the Hetalia units. They were the newest and most popular replacement boyfriends for lonely teenage girls right now and almost every girl would kill to get one. However, they ranged from a few hundreds to thousands and they were high maintenance. Fortunately, the company who manufactured the units had a habit of giving random units to almost anyone who had internet connection.
Cartman rubbed his hands gleefully together. He had a plan.
Cartman, I do not want to know what you did at school. More to come.