I shouldn't have drunk so much soda tonight,
Not a bathroom to be seen,
And now I gotta take a major crap,
From eating so many beans,
Gotta find a place drop this load out my behind,
Can't hold it in, heaven knows I've tried,
I've got to pee,
I've got to shit,
This urine's building inside my dick,
Don't think of water, just think of sand,
Oh man!
Gotta go, Gotta go!
Can't hold this back anymore,
Gotta go, gotta go!
I'm so close to doing this on the floor,
I don't care what my grandparents say,
Prunes do not help at all,
I'll take a cup of laxative any day,
My legs are shaking and I'm holding my ass,
Gotta find a place to release this,
Oh dear god, how hard is it to find a place to take a crap or a piss,
If I don't find a toilet fast,
They'll be cats and dogs coming out of my ass,
I'm going insane, I got to pee,
Help me!
Gotta go, gotta go!
Put a funnel right through my ass,
Gotta go, gotta go!
I think I'm passing gas,
Here I stand when I should be sitting down,
Oh I can't go on,
Remind me never to eat burritos again,
From now on, I'll just stick to barbecue chicken,
Oh this is it, I know I am about to blow,
Oh wait, there's an open stall, now I can let it go,
Gotta go, gotta go!
Now I feel the sweet relief,
Gotta go, gotta go!
It's the end of my grief,
Here I stand in the light of day,
Now the crap is gone,
I didn't have to go that much anyway.