Me: Hey, guys. I finally got a chance to write my story, Elise 101, a Sonic parody of Zoey 101.

Sonic: It's pure awesomeness like the show's popularity.

Elise: Emilie here used to watch it whenever it was on TV. I always love the Spring Fling episode where Drake Bell performs.

Me: I do, too. That's I'm going to do that episode Sonic style with my favorite 90s rock band, Pearl Jam, doing the performance. Anyway, here's the story. Enjoy.

At the Mobius highway, a family of three hedgehogs were driving to Emerald Coast Academy, a boarding school that was once for boys. Now it's for both boys and girls.
"Oh, dad, I'm so excited to go to this school," the red hedgehog said. "Maybe I'll find a boyfriend."
"Oh, this school is fun, Elise," the father said. "You'll make great friends at the school. So will you, May."
"I can't wait, dad," the brown hedgehog, May said. When the family got to the school, Elise got out first and got all her bags out and May got out next. Then Elise spotted a male blue hedgehog with green eyes having trouble with his bags. So Elise helped him.
"Thank you, miss. What's your name?" the hedgehog asked.
"I'm Elise Brooks, I just came here from Soleanna," Elise said. "That's my dad, Mathew, and my sister, May."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog," the hedgehog said. "Want a tour? I've been here before."
"Sure, sounds like fun," Elise said. "After the tour, can you show me where my dorm room is?" Sonic agreed and took Elise around the school. The school had a pool, a café, a girl's lounge and a basketball court. Then Sonic showed Elise her room, girls dorm room 101. Then Sonic went to his room. But when he left, Elise heard a shrill scream. It came from the bathroom. It was a female hedgehog with pink fur and blue green eyes and a red dress with a white trim.
"Was that you screaming?" Elise asked.
"I don't know, did it sound like this?" the hedgehog said and screamed.
"Yes, why did you scream?" Elise asked.
"Because of that!" the hedgehog said and pointed at a urinal. "Why can't those people respect girls?"
"Don't worry, just keep calm," Elise said.
"OK. Thank you very much. What's your name?" the hedgehog said.
"My name's Elise," Elise said. "What's your name?"
"I'm Amy Rose, but you can call me Amy," the hedgehog said. Then a black with red stripes came in. Amy called her Jasmine. Jasmine told Elise not to touch her stuff but she'll be nice, which made Elise think Jasmine was an awesome girl. Then Elise met a girl who looked like a flower with a white and green dress and flower buds on the side of her head. Her name was Cosmo. The next day, Elise went to meet Sonic at the basketball court but a male panda stopped her and his brother, a gorilla, was annoyed.
"Hold it, missy, you can't be here," the panda said. "The basketball court is for boys."
"Noah, she's a friend of mine, don't be rude," Sonic said.
"Yeah, this is this girl's first day, so be nice," the gorilla, Spencer, said.
"Well, Noah, if you think basketball is for boys, how about we have a basketball contest tomorrow," Elise said. "Whoever has the highest score wins. If my team wins, girls are allowed on the basketball team."
"Fine, if my team wins, it's boys only," Noah said. "For my team, I choose Sonic and Spencer."
"And for my team, I choose Amy, Jasmine, and Cosmo," Elise said.
"You want to kiss for it?" Noah asked.
"EW! No!" Elise yelled. Then she, Amy, Jasmine and Cosmo went to practice for the basketball game all day. The next day, after school, everyone got ready for the game. Elise huddled the team together to suggest what to do, then they did a battle cry and began the game. Cosmo began to play music, first song being Pearl Jam's "Life Wasted". The girls won during the first round, two rounds to go. The next song was System of a Down's "Deer Dance". The boys won this time.
"How can this be a tie?" Noah yelled.
"Don't be a baby, we have one round left," Spencer said.
"Yeah, why are you such a baby, Noah?" Jasmine yelled. So the teams began the final round with Evanescence's "Call Me When You're Sober". The boys won again this time, but the basketball coach said Elise was right, basketball is for both boys and girls, so the girls win. The spectators, including May, cheered.
"But you said only boys can do it," Noah said.
"No, I have a change of heart, so Elise and any girl here is allowed on the team," the coach said.
"Thanks, sir, I accept it," Elise said.
"Awesome job, Elise, you have done great," Amy said.
"Who knew you could play like that," Jasmine said.
"I think I will like it here," Elise said.

Me: That's the first episode. The three songs mentioned were songs from three bands I like, along with a few other bands like Korn and Halestorm.

Sonic: Those bands are cool. Especially Halestorm.

Elise: My favorite song by Halestorm is "Beautiful with You".

Me: I love that song, too. I also love "Break In". And my top favorite Pearl Jam songs include "Jeremy", "Alive", "Daughter", "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town", "You Are" and I even like their latest singles from their latest album, Lighting Bolt. That includes "Mind Your Manners" and "Sirens". My dad hates "Sirens" because he heard the song a million times on the radio last year. Don't forget to review.