Roomates

(all these stories for SoMa week take place in the same universe as each other. So even if they don't seem to connect they are all a part of the same universe)

Being roommates with a lazy, sloppy, shark toothed, albino can be stressful.

Take this morning...

"MAKA!" I heard the idiot yell from the bathroom

"WHAT!?" I responded annoyed at the interruption of a good book I was reading.

"I NEED ANOTHER TOOTHBRUSH, MINE'S WRECKED AGAIN!"

"THAT'S THE FIFTH ONE THIS MONTH!"

"DON'T BLAME ME! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTROL MY SHARK TEETH!?"

"GO TO THE DENTIST!"

"NO WAY! MY SHARK TEETH ARE WAY TOO COOL FOR THE DENTIST!"

"THEN YOU PAY FOR THEM!"

"I CAN'T, I ALREADY SPENT MY MONEY ON HAIR GEL! My hair has to stay cool you know." I rolled my eyes in retaliation and stomped over to him.

"UGH! YOU'RE SO INFURIATING! HAIR GEL, SERIOUSLY!?"

"I told you, my hair needs to stay cool!" he snorted.

"Try thinking about necessities before your lame sense of style you idiot!" I told him. I almost laughed at his hurt expression...that is, until he replied.

"MY sense of style is lame? Have you LOOKED in a mirror lately!?

Yeah...he wasn't getting away with that comment. "MAAAAAKAAAA-CHOP! You are buying your own toothbrush or you are using your old! I don't care as long as you don't use my money!"

I decided to leave him there bleeding to death as I went back to reading my book. Though I thought I heard him whisper, "Why is it so hard saying no to her?"

And that you see, would be considered a GOOD day for us.

Living with a stuck up, know it all, stubborn, flat chested, violent, bookworm can be infuriating.

Take yesterday...

I was just relaxing listening to some tunes when I heard a loud crash.

I immediately rushed to see what it was and I don't know why I was surprised to see Maka's bookshelf had fallen over from too much weight... again.

"Maka if I've told you once I've told you a million times. GET RID OF THOSE BOOKS!"

"Why should I!? I just need a bigger shelf!"

"Maka we've upgraded your bookshelf twice within the past three months. This is the third time this week your shelf fell over, get rid of your books now!

"No! What I do with them is my business! You have no right to tell me what to do!"

"Either you sell them, or I burn them."

"You. Wouldn't. DARE." She glared at me and it was almost laughable.

"Try me."

"If you so much as touch one page in any of my books I'"ll Maka chop you so hard you'll fall through the earth to the other side of it.

"You wouldn't dare. I know I mean the world to you." I stated smugly as I grabbed a pile of her books and went out of her room with them in hand. As I was leaving I almost thought I heard Maka say under her breath

"You have no idea."

Well I guess that's just a typical day between us roommates though.

If you read this far then I have a request. please don't be afraid to check out our other story as well. the main SE cast play a big part in it (and no Oc pairings except for a single one sided later on)